Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all. Repressed memories... *shudder*
EpicPear 0
Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy. "Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a ******** and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."
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Comments (116)
babymexican 0
First!!! Furst.. Fer- **** I had it right :o
awzmness 0
SAAAAAAANDWICH?!?!?!?
valri3 0
Today while getting my order from McDonalds I sat by the most beautiful woman I have seen since my wife died. she later on told me she was a man. FML
ooitastic 0
gmh fail
PixiiLuv 0
ydi for eating at mcdonalds
mad_hatter0666 22
lol, that's funny though
DrAwesome 6
Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all. Repressed memories... *shudder*
flashback.miss 28
theatre is cool though./ and this is what this fml reminded me of: Can I have your number? Can I have it? you got a boyfriend... (something like that) --- Mad TV :D
perdix 31
Just go with it and you could be eating all the Quarter Pounders you want for the rest of your life. Some of them will even be hamburgers. If that doesn't work for you, whip out the Big Mac (or Slightly-Below-Average-But-Gimme-A-Break-It's-Cold-Outside Mac) and disabuse his notion of you as female.
FMLRelapse 4
hahaha
Crystal_Dreams 0
I read 'whip out the Big Mac' as 'whip out the McBag'. I think I need to go to sleep. :S
perdix 31
Please come back when you wake up. I think you'll enjoy my comment when you read it on a good night's sleep.
nycy 0
Perdix, I give you all the internets that have ever been created. You equal chuck Norris in terms of sheer win.
cmac86 24
I'm sorry, but this comment literally made me laugh out loud! Pure win!
granpa_haribo 13
shure shure sweetie
sayyestothedress 24
*sure
EpicPear 0
Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy. "Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a ******** and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, boy. Isn't being hit on by older men in a creepy way a blast? Not to mention the fact that he thought you were the gender opposite from what you actually are. Both of those incidents have happened to me, but never at the same time. I am truly, truly sorry.
riseofabreakings 0
how has anyone ever thought that you were a guy?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#48 I had a pixie cut a few years ago...Meaning very, very short. I also have an apparent lack of curves. I was once told that I have "the body of a 12 year old boy." FML.
riseofabreakings 0
Oh, you still couldn't have looked that much like a guy. I've been told I have the figure of a twelve year old girl too. I'm a fifteen year old guy. Fml.
Rieks 0
Or you want to be a man? FYL
TitDirt 0
Well, at least it wasn't a baby... that would suck if a baby thought you were a girl, especially a beautiful one.
Arsonnist 3
If a baby sat next to me and told me that, I would be in shock for multiple reasons.
TitDirt 0
I'd probably just have explosive diarrhea
ladies_man217 0
ydi for eating lunch at mcdonalds, learn how to cook, and don't hate on justin beiber