Today, marks my one hundredth pound loss. To celebrate, I put on my first backless dress I bought for this occasion. The dress fit great. Unfortunately, today also marks the realization that instead of inheriting my father's beautiful hazel eyes, the universe blessed me with his hard to get rid of back rolls instead. FML
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Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
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Top comments
Nikki 17
So backless dresses may not be for you, doesn’t take away from how incredible your achievement is!
IHaveThePower 18
Fat rolls do not make you ugly, and that sounds gorgeous on you. You should hang out with more queer people--we have more aesthetics than the usual skinny-white-girl stuff, and there's certainly people who will be attracted to you if you're into that.
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Nikki 17
So backless dresses may not be for you, doesn’t take away from how incredible your achievement is!
IHaveThePower 18
Fat rolls do not make you ugly, and that sounds gorgeous on you. You should hang out with more queer people--we have more aesthetics than the usual skinny-white-girl stuff, and there's certainly people who will be attracted to you if you're into that.
RichardPencil 32
If not hazel, what color fat rolls did you end up with?
munchkin77 13
Well done on the weight loss - that's a great achievement!! Even if backless dresses don't suit you, I'm sure there are plenty of other styles of dresses that will :)
Mathew Nordli 7
keep at it, sounds like youre doing great. losing weight is not easy.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Keep up the great work! 100 lb weight loss is quite an achievement and nothing to sneeze at. You'll find a dress that looks amazing on you I'm sure!