Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Top comments
TheNewMirage 10
Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.
naxeeb 33
Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!
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Comments (125)
rarbear 8
Doesn't matter had... Wait nevermind
AnOriginalName 19
Had hot, wet fun with latex.... Balloons?
Yakostovian 18
Unless I had witnessed the "water balloons," I would be instantly suspicious he used them for their intended purpose.
starile 20
HMM. VERY TRUE. Condoms are rather expensive to be used as water balloons but it's the perfect thing to say to an unsuspecting girlfriend.
asparagus12 21
I am of the same opinion.
flockz 20
wait people use condoms to have sex? *stares at group of lubed up weiner dog balloon animals*
JokersHQ 21
Don't know why but this made me laugh so hard XD
iAlissa 34
Have a water balloon fight!
tj4234 36
With what? All the condoms were used. And if he resorted to condoms that means he had no other balloons anyway.
iAlissa 34
Good point.
summerguy97 16
Oral is cool. Try a 69 or anal if you're into it.
monnanon 14
still need a condom for anal though.
starile 20
mayyybe.... maybe not!
iAlissa 34
Okay if he can make a balloon animal out of a water-filled condom, he's pretty talented.
DoEpicThings 14
If water balloons are more important to him than having sex,he's got it backwards lol
Alihb 16
No, obviously, you do.
JokersHQ 21
Maybe he should have mentioned that earlier...
MiseryLuvsCmpany 12
Lol well at least he wasn't using them with "someone" else. Was this your first time together? And good job staying safe :)
elevenseasons 9
you have to have a stach 2. not only the responsibility of him (y)