Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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matt1337c 0
They're so gay. Was it hot?
0671241409 0
wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend
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matt1337c 0
They're so gay. Was it hot?
Zills 0
WTF is all I can say
thehelenlouiseee 5
ah ha x very hot :S threesome opertunity tho ",
b182link 0
what the heck, that's weird. you should break up with him
monkeysbutthole 0
ummm..nice game :D
Dismissal 4
How is this an FML? I would have been entertained. :D Weird but hilarious.
rohosoccer08 1
that's kinda creepy, makes them sound really gay!
klumzy0123456789 6
hahahahahahahaha thatt suxx.
Ashurii328 0
I would have been entertained too. Probably would have snuck a few pictures or some video. That's HILARIOUS! Lol.
ImSoBaKed 0
WTF=. 'What? Threesome Fags' is all I can say
ObiWanJaBlowme 0
WTF Thats gay. LMFAO anyway glow in the dark condoms LMFAO!
missme2 3
I second that!
0671241409 0
wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend
RandomGinger 0
^this^
MattCole 0
You should have gotten them to team up and penetrate your Death Star from both sides.
tylerrelyt 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ydi for dating a homosexual
AngryNinja 1
I actually find this slightly amusing.. I'm surprised OP didn't play the Princess Leia angle. What a waste!
LAO_fml 0
hahaha tht reminds me of a joke ... why do they make colored condoms? so the gay guys can play light sabers!! haha
fashionista_92 0
dude awsome name lol and OP that's hella gay I hope u broke up with him
TapeMan_3000 0
lol 79
epicenur 2
I see your shwartz is bigger than mine
jess_1_30_09 4
u r stupid if u reallu believe that.. I don't like it but who r u to judge!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Entertaining, yes, but they both have hard-ons with no one else around.. so they're hard for each other?
col535 0
LOL 79!!! hilarious! but seriously, that's cool. where can I get those glow in the dark condoms?
apfunction 0
who cares if they're gay? get the **** over it. btw, this is hilarious.
momof2grls06 0
sounds like a couple of fags to me!
icall_BS 0
Holy **** I want some glow-in-the-dark condoms.
Gumblebum100 0
I say you hve one of three choices: 1. Join the fun, but remember to be creative 2. Break up with him and find a new boyfriend 3. Or, hey he's going gay so why not go lezbian?
Sgrocks 5
LMAO tht seems sooooooo gay but stil LMAO worthy lol
davidhasmorefun 0
79 win
Jrook 0
90 that isn't a joke. it's just stupid
AndreaHaha 0
Wow, um wow really that's gay.
schnitzel5 0
hahaha not gay, just wierd, but that's funny
davidhasmorefun 0
the force is strong with this one.
iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml 0
wow.
F_MY_GF 0
SUUUUPER fake.
greenpointwin 0
he is so gay y would u ask that? r u gay?
Snugglez 0
haha that's some funny gay shyt.so who won?
Krista19 1
Threesome? At least they used protection.
nickasaurus 0
This isn't an FML, i thought chicks liked gay guys. It's only a fml if their lightsabers shrunk and went away once op entered the room
paigeatsflesh 11
where did my comment go?! I saiiiiid! that's hawt(;
lezzyluver 0
hey y'all r judge mental what if op was a dude.???? it never says it wasn't and what if the point was he was cheating on him????
amerrah 4
NEVER cross swords... Your boyfriend sounds like a badass.
NYKnicks36 0
reminds me of the movie college
zachhasse 0
16 I totally agree except u would have joined
zachhasse 0
LMFAO 79.
nolasaints 0
haha that's so gay. sounds like something 8 year olds would do. f is for fags and funny *******
urface132 0
and the problem is ???????
bigE32 0
Are those the same glow-in-the-dark condoms from an fml a while ago?
BoWZeR 1
maybe he has cancer
ikldeadman 0
ok, flying off the handle there. talk about it but he might be a little bi unless you know he is, then I don't think it's that bad. I bet this was somewhat shocking though.
durtysanch 0
ur br 'was' in the closet, not anymore. he's gay for playing sword fights with his bff. how could it get more gay than that? FYL OP
foyter11x 0
win
missASHLEYnicole 0
I would not appreciate witnessing my bf playing dick wars with someone. it would disgust me.
orgyz 0
Was the other guy hot, lol?
jf7609 0
totally agree with # 4. WTF
TBFLpassion 0
oh wow that's disturbing I am sorry for u
skulltrooper11 0
.. that's ****** hilarious hahaha. kinda gay but.. I definitly want to know were to get glow in the dark condoms haha
Betz 10
Then the best friend turned to him and revealed that he's, in fact, his father.
uthinkurfunny 0
97 FTW spaceballs
AnRom 0
I'm sorry but your bf is gay...you have to be hard to wear a condom and he can do that while staring at his best friends dick
chuchurocket 4
they're either curious or gay. dump him. not an fml
JuniorPwnz 0
so Thats Why They Made Glow In The Dark Condoms Soo Men Could Play Star Wars. :D
BeastBeastBeast 0
******* win!
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Lmao!!! that made my day.
raccoonboy 0
lol they were swordfighting
hung_solo 0
^^classic
sparkz2010 0
lol lightsabers
wilkshire13 0
Pics or it didn't happen
xoconnie 8
may the force of gayness be with you. but seriouusllyyy thats pretty gay and also VERY weird. omg they are MORE than bestfriends!
gomego87 0
So.. Who won?
gomego87 0
I think I speak for everyone here when I say: So? Who won?
WingsFan80 4
homos lol
mcme 0
You should have snuck near them in the dark and grabbed your bf's dick
Felendris 0
/shudder
epicfailburger 0
you should have played along and asked if chewbaca could join the battle
barcode305 0
want to see dick wars ?
korie22_fml 0
wow lmao i wonder how many guys actually have "dick wars"
badadam97 0
dam! u took my comment lol
slash1500 0
wow that's pretty gay
intint50 0
"Use the force, Luke... I've run out of lubricant!"
neonraccoon 0
ok duh its gay get over it and pist something worth reading
getwild 0
the best things in life are free aren't they?
Thabb 0
No one can recognize a threesome when they see one...
SilentxChaos 0
^this xD
adamo_erebus 26
79: win.
BadBoyz90210 0
how do u play??? and it sounds like he's really gay/bi
iluvevil01 11
I agree with #193 it didn't clarify that op was a girl.
iamwilson12 4
Why doea the boyfriend have to be gay? Nobody's heard of bi-sexuals? .___.
jpjruler 0
hahahaha wow lol that's hilarious.... and yet very disturbing
Averizzle 0
I lold^
Metzler31 17
you sorta look like Justin beiber....
col535 0
Justin beiber is gay. the guys who play dick wars are awesome, not gay. (maybe bi though...)
Bewitched_fml 0
well we now all know that #61 is a very educated person
soleilkitty 0
Wow who pissed in 61's cornflakes? Calm down, it's just FML.
Twichl 4
You look like my best friends little brother... He's ten
cresta32 0
justin beiber is a douche...
deannagarcia 0
61 obviously plays dick wars too!
kekelala3 0
who the _____ are you callinba ****** _______?
cresta32 0
hes def a douche he sounds like an 8 year old girl
057alf 0
omg he really does but ye seriously lawl I roffled for long time ha ha
madmonkeykilla 0
159 I murdered Justin beieber and your a bitch and you like to eat out other women
cresta32 0
hahaha agreed^
loski87 4
wooow where are the mods?? 61 that was completely uncalled for...
loski87 4
and by the way JUSTIN BEIBER is effin great.
orgyz 0
No, Justin Bieber is adorable in a baby kind of way. Not sexy, though. Nope. At least not until he reaches "that stage".
Iowa123 0
Justin Bieber? Erm... okay, well some people are mentally challenged. Can't help it. But no, he's not a douche.™
kool_me 0
threesome now u Gots to glow in tha dark dicks
chloeeXD 0
bs!
bunnylover1 0
pathetic but hilarious
massagenist 0
more like fruitcake wars. next thing you know they will come out of a closet doing the elephant walk. then they will attend nude grab a ding a ling parties with black guys like they showed on 60 minutes.
Claay_aiir 0
gay much? :S
lolkirst 0
your bf is doing his best friend behind your back FYI :D
karina_said 0
if they were both hard.. is that.. okay? :S
mistershlong 0
nice rack but your kinda fat
ktbird 0
75, don't you mean behind his back? Or from the back? Etc.
aardvarkish 17
127, was that necessary?
lovin_darkness 0
lets hope they're bi, so maybe you can get lucky lol ;)
Guerilla8 0
I bet he used force lightning all over you.
quikwit1212 0
Win
amrik 11
*they
holbrook_fml 0
woah that not wierd at all
beiberlookalike1 0
omfg yummmm... ohh ohh ahhhh!!! yesss....
thanks_guys 14
Um.... What the ****?
oliboi 0
uh maybe u should break up with ur bf if hes cheating on u with a guy. whut a ****** playing dick wars thats so fuking disturbing its not even funny. i hope hes ur ex now...
blahnicholas 0
your man is offically gay lmao
crowbar87 0
it's not gay unless the balls touch
aardvarkish 17
Damn, that's right. All these years, it never occurred to me.