Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Top comments
TheNewMirage 10
Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.
naxeeb 33
Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!
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Comments (125)
ulissey_fml 22
Oooh...that's one wet blanket.
imonkeyface 9
Maybe you should buy an extra box for situations like this...
FrankHotpants 31
Penis is unavailable but you still have other options to relieve that stress.
foxfur 25
At least you're safe.
krnh93 6
Condom water balloons are epic (:
dravvy 7
That's a new way to "****- block"
2ru 14
I hate to pee on your parade but that sounds like some high quality B.S. I admire the creativity on his part. It could be true but I'd pay closer attention.
gentrysu 10
Or did he?
bakateus 10
give him a bj at least... o anal... c'mon. .. not bad
stoych 19
Anal without a condom? Yeah that's intelligent!.........
carina_47 16
Aww... too bad. That's why I usually have a few "spares" lying around. Just in case.