Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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Top comments
TheNewMirage 10
Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.
naxeeb 33
Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!
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Comments (125)
TheNewMirage 10
Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.
firefighter925 18
"Water balloons" good one lol
Noremac42 8
A water balloon fight could be a fun alternative. Consider your options OP.
zgomon 10
He is just saying he used them as water balloons, but in reality he wants to ride bare back.
nurchok 15
I thought condoms were for making cum balloons... No?
naxeeb 33
Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!
katt_is_here 24
Birth control is not 100% effective. It is better to double up on birth control methods. Also, if they are not exclusive, better to protect yourself from disease than to take chances.
monnanon 14
what exatcly does your comment have to do with buying extra condoms for use as balloons? i dont know about buying extra. the bf might just see it as an excuse to make more water balloons.
banemask 14
More like buy a secret box that he doesnt know about
katt_is_here 24
WTF? Why is my comment here? I didn't reply under this one! It was supposed to be under #34!
kenyrabit 25
Allegedly. When I found condoms missing, the conversation started with, "Now, I know you're not making balloon animals..."
hotshot0185 15
I'm sure he wouldn't of minded a blowy.
TheBrochure 22
wouldn't have minded
webbface 25
She was stressed out, not him. She needed the release.
wolfgold2 20
Actually, studies show that ******** are also good for women. SCIENCE BITCH
hcollins1 18
But he was saying that she should've given him a ********, not the other way around. Reading comprehension 'bitch'.
Archay 13
101 I'm not agreeing with 95 but... Re read his comment
hcollins1 18
105, I did and still stand by my comment.
dinosxxrawr 22
he had fun either way.
Accuraxy 10
Wrap it before you slap it...so I suppose saran wrap would work fine.
Bano360 25
I hope that's sarcasm.
j_cat187 20
Bullshit, aluminum foil works much better. Just make sure it's shiny side out.
gc327072 31
Naw, just spray Flex-Seal on your dick. Nothing gets past Flex-Seal!
Accuraxy 10
Yes, it was most definitely sarcasm...
CanadiAnM8 24
You're BF dosen't seem like a bad guy just cause if that. Everyone does things like that. Just go out and buy more. But still, FYL
FTWFMLFuckIt 7
your*
snugglesMcGee199 23
It's not nice to be left hanging. I'd be pretty upset too.
DefiningDivine 13
@24 I bet his penis felt the same way.
snugglesMcGee199 23
then he shouldn't have decided to use the condoms for water balloons.
LowExpectations 30
I would never use my precious condoms for water balloons. I much rather have sex then play with penis shaped water balloons. That and condoms aren't cheap.
BeccaHugs 17
I feel your pain but I also feel like your boyfriend is lots of fun. Water balloons are awesome.
LowExpectations 30
Hope they aren't lubricated or they will be a slippery bunch!
TKay916 15
Hmmm.. Sounds like fun.
CrissyyyS2 22
Aw don't let that ruin the mood. Foreplay it out or something~
FlyingPie 17
Water you going to do?
naxeeb 33
No, just no..
emmybabe987 10
apparently everyone else felt otherwise . excellent pun :)