Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML
Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I caught the train and I was forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumped off one stop before mine. A little old lady came on, so I shuffled over so she could sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train, I notice my pants were wet with smelly dude's piss. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML
Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML
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arikeer 0
omg, that's freakin' disgusting.
sydneyanne 0
awww man that sucks
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Philosophic 0
first
Starfire22 5
Soon you won't be!!
AngryNinja 1
stop claiming numbers. T.T that sucks op. fyl. go home and burn your clothes.
Philosophic 0
No, FYL
pinkpalla 0
wow
psylas 0
wow great profile pic :)
Saddrew 0
yummy vomit
swimchic007 0
really...? you didnt realize that the funny colored stuff on your chair was vomit wgen you approached the chair and also didnt realize your chair was slippery? Unless youre blind, YDI.
michael32123 0
I'm blind ************ don't make fun of people's eyesight... wait how did I type this without being able to see? Damnit! our covers blown, play me out Johnny!
PI55f4C3 0
well ur a r3tard
sydneyanne 0
awww man that sucks
lexiieeex3 32
Which is why you should always look before you take a seat.
arikeer 0
omg, that's freakin' disgusting.
shadaboo2014 0
agreed
JackStone96 4
2nd. and I agree... that would suck
jrob396 3
y didnt u look first
duke10861 0
u didn't know you were sitting in puke?
vrock 0
thank you! someone who friggin thinks!
drips 0
dude dont yuh look b4 yuh sit thats nasssssty
Enoch134 0
if I was op I would noticed my ass is wet
mollymaykitty 0
unless it happened after they sat down.
2Lives1Fate 0
That's like sitting on a public toilet before checking if there's shit and piss all over it. Look before you sit? haha
CallMeHush 1
Never sit on public toilets, air drop.
AngryNinja 1
icks. i'll pass. they probably want you Ajjas. bet they're bi. ^.^
AngryNinja 1
damn these bugs. stop moving my comments. D:<
sobe23 0
Has any one actually got a butt infection because of using public toilets? And the chances of getting an STD by one is pretty rare (or else we would all have one). I just check to make sure there isn't any poo/pee.
grrbeast 0
this looks like a job for: HOMELESS MAN KILLER!!!!
paid2think 0
next time u should really look back before u sit
shadaboo2014 0
I kno rite op how did u not realize the chunky wet squishy puke on your back n on ur butt! ydi for bein dumb!
TONYMFSTARK 0
You could've just goten up and moved, if the smell was that strong. If it was that strong, sucks for you, because you now carry the lovely, lingering smell of a strangers vomit.
AngryNinja 1
if op had moved, vomit would be on another seat.
Enoch134 0
angry ninja has this happen to you :) lol how Did u becom a mod???? lol
AngryNinja 1
no it hasn't, but if the vomit was already on op's back, moving to another sear would cause the vomit to be transferred.
Ajjas013 6
AngryNinja is a mod?
Sirin_fml 47
No, she isn't. I'm not sure where Enoch134 got that idea from...
Ajjas013 6
Oh ok I can't really see from the mobile version.
AngryNinja 1
i was wondering the same thing. o.O
Ajjas013 6
Maybe calling you a mod is Enoch's way of complimenting you... Or just another foreplay attempt :)
AngryNinja 1
Unless they're a girl.. x)
Ajjas013 6
Lesbians do foreplay too! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
AngryNinja 1
well, she'd better foreplay elsewhere. i'm not interested. ;)
Ajjas013 6
:) What if Miley joined in? THREESOME!!!
TONYMFSTARK 0
It was on the back of the seat, not physically on his back. if it were actualy on his back, then moving would be moot. Rancid, gag inducing, and moot.
AngryNinja 1
we're assuming the vomit was on op, otherwise it wouldn't be much of an fml..
megissocool 0
aww ew sry bout that that's just terrible luck right there