Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ew.
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
GeorgiaBOYY
United States
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
boardman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
mile high clubber
Bensalem, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
anon
Smells like Toddler Spirit
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Top comments
kjcamaro3 5
Does that make you a member of the mile high club?
omfg_creepers 8
There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?
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kjcamaro3 5
Does that make you a member of the mile high club?
bellakaykid 6
Just imagine telling that story. "so it was getting hot in the lavatory..."
Poser1337 5
Buttsecks? :D
Poser1337 5
Buttsecks? :D
Poser1337 5
I didn't type that comment twice. Internet connectivity issue? App glitch maybe? :/
ClassyCommando 13
That makes OP the Chairman, the Chosen One, even, of the Mile High Club.
kjcamaro3 5
Agreed!
Amrel 10
Poser when i see your pic, then your comment, its so hard to tell if youre being sarcastic
JoshTheMaggot 8
At least you weren't adopted or named Twinkie..
BarDownDaily 12
At least you weren't adopted? No need to be an asshole, I know plenty of people that are adopted. Theres nothing wrong with it.
MrsPegg 45
59: That's not what they meant... There's a few FML's out there with people who find out (in the worst ways, at the worst of times) that they're adopted.
kyarush 10
Atleast you weren't aborted through the toilet!
theLword1221 0
Or named Twinkie :$
ThatLooksSticky 16
Honorary lifetime member of the mile high club. Emphasis on the word "lifetime."
Isaac_The_Man 0
Pictures or it d... I don't even wanna see-.-
goldfish78 11
Tell your mom they should have done it in the cockpit.
Jakesterk96 8
At least you can say you were born higher than anyone else.
ilovedinosawers 17
Just the result
carbivore 10
114- They must've done it in the cockpit if OP's mom got pregnant! ZING!
martin8337 36
Mile high baby.
Capriciousfox 27
I'm adopted......…
cradle6 13
In the toilet or the bathroom???
Poser1337 5
Let's pray OP ment "On the toilet" and not "In the toilet".
ClassyCommando 13
ProTip: In the UK, it is common to use the word "toilet" to describe the entire bathroom. I used to live in Ilford, and everyone called it that.
shovels 0
Both probably. Toilets are normally in the bathroom. And the bathroom was on the plane, which is where it all began.
tj4234 36
plus OP said 'on an airplane toilet'. Which implies two things. 1) that OP's mother was bent over the toilet. 2) That OP is American (I know the location says UK, but that doesn't mean they are from the UK) and therefore would have stated bathroom for the entire room, not toilet (airplane is the American spelling. UK spells it as aeroplane. Either that or they are a British person who can't spell :L.
BeatifulPenguin 4
Wow, I'm surprised I'm the only one so far who's said, "AIR BORN"
BeatifulPenguin 4
But really, not that bad.
dasteve 0
TSA policy states your baby must be born on the plane if you're pregnant.
ClassyCommando 13
That's not what "conceived" means. Conception is the part where mommy gets sperminated.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure those suckers were poached.
dasteve 0
Oh, whoops. My bad, sorry.
Th3eXeCuTiOn3r 0
I thought it meant the same thing too..
omfg_creepers 8
There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?
ClassyCommando 13
They're midgets. Problem?
pdp_fml 21
Man seated, woman on top?
Amrel 10
Like a blumpkin?
ladyLALAA 29
Tridgit the midget?
henrygondorff 2
Trust me. It can be done. :)
Poser1337 5
Well, it's not the best news you'll ever hear.
yahoowizard 16
Not the worst news either...shit, if that was the worst news I ever would hear, I'd be the happiest person ever
Poser1337 5
Mrmisfit. Read my profile and you'll notice you're my favorite FML user. :D
dukeunidude 4
It would be good news if she finds out she gets free flights. Thats what some airlines do!
WCARlover 35
Why does it matter where you were conceived? Doesn't change who you are today
EmmyBabe_fml 0
You completely missed the point.
WCARlover 35
I was just sayin :p
ladiesman219 4
I agree haha you are who you are today and it wont change no Matter where you were conceived.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think it's cool that OP was conceived while his parents were really, really high. Wait... That came out wrong.
Mister_Triangle 21
I think it would be cooler to have been born on a plane. The you could say that you weren't born on Earth
idiothater1 4
Jelly wrestle between 9 and 14... Just an idea.
ladiesman219 4
atleast she didn't give detail.
ClassyCommando 13
At least he wasn't delivered in one as well...
JacobWithaY 5
I'm pretty sure saying it was on a toilet is "detail"
eltunas 5
Wow! Your dad its one lucky guy. That my fantasy I gotta say, I'm kind on jealous.
Pentium_4 27
not many people can say that :P
ClassyCommando 13
Anyone can say it. Too bad it usually won't be true.
littlemsweirdo 12
Wow, actually IN the toilet? Impressive :) Jk. Kinda sucks to hear. But it's not the end of the world. You'll live
StoryOfTheYear 15
You had me until you said Jk.
brianfantana32 10
It's still a little disturbing