Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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SimpleSimon 0
Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.
zerkabaius 0
just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways
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emilyelle 0
So is his. What a jerk
0ats 0
I highly doubt this is real. If both are virgins, it's likely to not last long (although it could), and be a tad uncomfortable (maybe not painful but at least awkward feeling) for the girl. Yes, it could be great. But, I highly doubt that the guy, being a virgin, would give her an ****** the first time, especially if it was their first ****** together. That's really what makes me think it's fake.
Me27 0
#173 - There are many ways to give and receive orgasms... Even for virgins. Know what I mean? That being said - I'm sorry you gave it up to this guy, but he's not worth it if that's why he's going to break up with you. Good riddance.
leahhhhh 0
my first time wasn't mind-blowing, but it was exactly what i expected, and felt quite good. i didn't bleed or rip, i just had a great time. i can understand why the OP could say that she had mind-blowing sex her first time!
ihateslife 0
My friend and I both agree you should punch him in the face. Sorry you lost your virginity on someone who's such an ass.
brittahnayy 0
What an ass.
FMLduuude 0
Ughh same thing happened to me. He said things were "weird" after sex. Sorry I wasn't as experienced as his previous girlfriend..
stryder 1
dont be sad. my ****** face looks like i ate a sour lemon. not in a good way
quantum_insanity 0
"not in a good way" Is there a good way to look like you ate a sour lemon...? :p
stryder 1
it could look sexy
CFR 0
You should've simply told him it was his fault.
CFR 0
At least your first time was mind blowing though...mine just sucked...I'm sorry your boyfriend was such a dick. There's plenty of fish in the sea though =)
yesfyourlife 0
how do you know it was mind-blowing? I mean if it was your first time and don't have a basis for comparisson anything would probably be mind-blowing. Past that note, he is a dick. Cut his balls off.
Edenbeam 19
Maybe it's better off that you're no longer with him, because FYL, he's a douche.