Anonymous
Canada
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
susiedoggles
Milford, United States
Big man
Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
RaccoonFever
La Jolla, United States
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Gross
Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
Anonymous
Ratatouille
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
hearing too much
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
ghoul
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Sarah1330
United States
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
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JackDark 0
He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...
pandorasnymph 0
scary
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rohosoccer08 1
wow my friend just put a post on facebook about how a squirrel was running through the walls of her house all night... weird!
perdix 31
If he's crazy enough to run in between your walls, he's probably got rabies. You'll be OK as long as he doesn't chew through the drywall and come for you. If he does, then certain death awaits! With nasty, pointy teeth! (Did you soil yourself, Brave_Sir_Robin?)
Caz_the_Spaz 6
Monty Python!
perdix 31
Me, neither. I was hoping to draw him out of the woodwork.
demoon_fml 7
I miss B_S_R.......
tristan1001 0
it doesn't really need to be 'FML worthy' if it is funny, or messed up enough for the moderators to except it. so doesn't it mean it's worthy if you are reading it on the FML app! um kinda getting tired of hearing 'how is this Fml worthy WTF?'
korn247 5
lmao fyl
Jiraiya72 0
As opposed to what? An un-wild squirrel?
chelseyD 0
ewww it's gonna smell bad when it dies
lauuuure 0
lmfao creepy
gooseneckk 0
That's no squirrel, it's the same demon from paranormal activity...
gurlucrazy 0
and you know it's a squirrel how?
CupCakeGirl101 0
same thing happend to me with a cat it was on the front porch and as i was leaving it ran in while the door was open bit it gets worse it scrached up my great grandmothers coffee table...