Anonymous
Canada
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
susiedoggles
Milford, United States
Big man
Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
RaccoonFever
La Jolla, United States
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Gross
Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
Anonymous
Ratatouille
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
hearing too much
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
ghoul
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Sarah1330
United States
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
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JackDark 0
He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...
pandorasnymph 0
scary
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bitethebullet 0
Get the sledgehammer out..? :]
BlueTwist89 0
My pet squirrel does that too. You'll get used to it.
kristen_lesli 0
Pet squirrel?! Where can I get one?! that is so friggin awesome!!! :D
loski87 4
my godmother has one. she found it outside when it was a baby.
zombaby 0
wild ?
guckylynn 19
Yeah as opposed to tame? Because last I checked there aren't really tame squirrels... Squirrels are in the walls at my parents house all the time it happens your life is not ruined.
boatkicker 5
There are tamed squirrels. My neighbor used to have one as a pet. It was the cutest thing ever. They also had a skunk (de-scented) but it wasn't nearly as friendly.
guckylynn 19
You can't tame a wild animal regardless of if you get it as a baby. It still has those feral instincts. It's why wolves cannot be tamed even over generations. It's always possible they'll snap one day.
SoFreshAndYetDep 0
guckylynn- You do realize that every animal has the potential to snap, right? Whether it be by stress or a fight or flight situation.
a7xlive90 0
that happens to everybody at least once in their life, not FML worthy
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
this is just an average occurance in #16's life, did I mention #16's name is Cletus Willickers and he lives with his hound dog and a sawed off shot gun
radmuffin 12
I'm pretty sure it's not that often. don't be so dramatic.
jayjaysmokerson 0
126!!!rofl ! lol
gunta 0
Watch out for squaids!!!
musicalibrary 4
Raywilliamjohnson ftw!
ImRawrtastic 0
lol agreed
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Agreed!
facingforeverr 0
agreed
gunta 0
Just saying
TattedDownJah 2
Put out a trail of nuts for him .... Lol
Eddie_Paints 0
Watch out,you might get Squaids!
denbeste 3
Evul squriel lieks MUDKIPZ!
Tlizzle 0
not a good meme.
willou35_fml 13
lol
denbeste 3
REPENT!
5oforlife 0
how is this FML, now you have a pet squirrel! (jk)
Roseballs 2
omg I am ina high school and we have squirls living in our Spanish room and we can hear them running above us during class
greeneyedgoalie7 0
your in high school and you can't spell... lol
Diannaa 0
You're*
greeneyedgoalie7 0
awhe dang I failed lol
monkye_fml 0
This is why we need to get rid of the stupid No Child Left Behind law. it creates moronic people.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
@77 what?
Diannaa 0
Everyone fails at some point in life, lol. But yea I agree with the No Child Left Behind thing..