Anonymous
Canada
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
susiedoggles
Milford, United States
Big man
Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
RaccoonFever
La Jolla, United States
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Gross
Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
Anonymous
Ratatouille
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
hearing too much
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
ghoul
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Sarah1330
United States
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
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JackDark 0
He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...
pandorasnymph 0
scary
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bassguitar19 1
IN the walls?!? Wow, sneaky squirrel
tayajayne 0
this is one of the funniest ones!
jamiebuczko 0
lmfao. pull out the sludge hammer :D
grungecat 0
Why can't this happen to me, or anyone else who would appreciate a squirrel's company?
mikeyj5 0
that's scary
ktcox 0
hahaha this happened to me too. you could hear the little guy everywhere. he eventually poked one of his feet through the wall!!! and my mom taped the hole with scotch tape haha!
doof_fisch 2
Seriously - this can be a dangerous situation. Squirrels will chew on wires, etc., and can cause a fire-risk to your house. We had squirrels get into the attic and we bought some fox urine at Gander Mountain (any sports/hunting store will sell it) and sprayed it in the attic and put some on rags and put them in the attic. We gave it a day or two to make sure they were out of the attic before we sealed up the holes.
redbeater 5
invest in a pellet gun. get that little ****** in the head.
nickiloo22 0
I feel your pain! except this happened to me but with a raccoon (sp?) and he was running around in the roof...
gingersnapper 0
Catch it with a coat and smack it with a hammer!