Anonymous
Canada
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
susiedoggles
Milford, United States
Big man
Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
RaccoonFever
La Jolla, United States
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Gross
Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
Anonymous
Ratatouille
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
hearing too much
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
ghoul
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Sarah1330
United States
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
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JackDark 0
He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...
pandorasnymph 0
scary
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tereshay 0
that's creepy! Get out ur squirrel huntinq gear!!
TantrumGirl 0
How did it get INTO your house and THEN into a wall? Do you have holes in your walls?
Kylias 6
Hey, did you know that walls separate inside from outside? Trippy, I know! :D
Kylias 6
I had that awhile ago, and it was way too clever. We set out a spring-loaded cage on the roof with a peanut on the inside and when we came home one day it was sitting on top of the cage, safe and sound, eating the peanut. Eventually my mom managed to catch it, but we found out that it's illegal in MI to let a wild animal loose anywhere but your own property, and we knew that if we let him out on our property he'd find a way back in... my mom had to kill him. It made me really sad because he was such a worthy adversary. She killed him before I got the chance to request that we keep him as a pet. :'D
ttlyfmlduh 6
ooo that happened to me once. not fun. not fun at all
hootersgirl 0
I had squirrels stuck in my house, too. If it is just the start of hearing them in your walls, go into your attic or whereever they can in at and put fox urine and moth balls. They hate those. Also, you need to make sure to patch up anywhere that they could've gotten in and lay a trap up there so you can let it go somewhere away from your house. I had a whole family of squirrels chew through my house boards and get into my attic. They did thousands of damage. FML. haha. Stop them while you're ahead.
MotherRussia 0
you dont wanna know...
boatkicker 5
They sell it at pet stores and garden shops.
Kylias 6
Double-post. OTL
dorworters 9
haha, what, opposed to those TAME squirrels?
hi_aly 0
Coco?
MotherRussia 0
It's eating through the wall!!!
FireNinja 3
I have 2 in my house. one male and one female.... your not alone OP