Anonymous
Canada
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
susiedoggles
Milford, United States
Big man
Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML
upset
Crowded house
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
RaccoonFever
La Jolla, United States
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Gross
Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
Anonymous
Ratatouille
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
rattness
United States
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
hearing too much
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
ghoul
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Sarah1330
United States
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
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JackDark 0
He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...
pandorasnymph 0
scary
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Gucci_Girl 2
It'll die in there x)
hedgehogs 0
We didn't call animal control because we didn't want the squirrels trapped and killed. Use a broomstick to gently tap the wall closest to where you hear the scrambling. I guess we convinced them the house was haunted because in a few days, we suddenly had a new squirrel tribe in the trees. The cats loved chasing them. The scrambling stopped, hasn't appeared. And when we had some major HVAC work later that summer, no part of any squirrel corpses were found.
a_peyton 3
Just try to do whatever you can to get that squirrel out *safely*. Either that or stay awake at night, listening to it.
elictrogeek 0
wild squirrel appears and uses intimitate. It's super effective!
Superbad734 0
pretty sure those are just the voices in your head.
angrynegro7 16
I had a similar problem, living in a basement apt, years ago. My cats kept going into the ceiling after them. One of my roommates got the bright idea to shoot one of them with an air rifle while I was at work. He had good aim too, because the squirrel caught the BB in the eye. It somehow managed to get into my room, and crawl behind one of my bookcases, before it died. My roommate didn't even tell me what happened, and I didn't find out until the apt was full of flies. FYL, OP :-/
spiders_fml 0
you cant see it, but it can see you! bwahhahahaha.... scary. watchout
HelloiamBatman 0
ohh dude, just wait till that thing dies in the walls.., thats gonna smmmellllll
alphaxzero 0
its probably a rat.
jimshrimp 0
big whoop, I hate people who make retarded fmls like this
lantsibor 0
How ironic. I hate people who are dicks who only complain in their comments. Just because you're too much of a man to be freaked out by a wild animal being in your house doesn't mean you're allowed to act like a jerk.