Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, we’ve had a rat problem in our house for a few weeks. Recently I hid a bottle of booze in my room so my parents wouldn’t see it. But my parents saw a rat in my room and tore the whole thing apart to find it, eventually finding my bottle instead. I was literally ratted out by a rat. FML
Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
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Epiczors 0
looks like rat soup tonight!
SokDek 14
that sucks
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Epiczors 0
looks like rat soup tonight!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
it's actually pretty good, and the rat poison, rabies, etc just gives you this awesome buzz! :D
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
NOO Professor chaos you evil bastard!!
dariuz 0
this made kenny die
iSitt 0
the Japanese should stop wasting their time with dancing robots and make a rat catching robot.
falluke17 0
yea, it must have been wild, I've never seen a tame rat do that...
mamamiaaa_fml 12
oh rats! dag rattit. I got nothin.
KaleidoscopePope 0
nice try 57. :/
SokDek 14
that sucks
BadasS14 0
that swallows
THEgleek 0
it was teaching them how to ********** :P
nswan 5
why wouldn't u do something about it when u first heard it??
CherryBomb511 3
What do you think OP should have done? Go all Terminator on the wall and blast a few holes through it seeking out the wild rats with some sort of infrared/heat/night vision goggles?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
well I would have used my scar with FMJ I'd probably use red dot sight too. use a tactical insertion where they can reach just in case one of em gets me. I know exactly what you're thinking. why not just throw a grenade or use the rocket launcher and get it over-with? no. I want to look each of them in the eye before I put a bullet through em. and the last one I'll knife. just for fun.
BadasS14 0
58- oh so ur gonna go Rambo on them? nice.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
more like ramamamiaabo. but yeah. someones gotta do it. who am kidding...I like to kill.
FMLandurstoo 9
58 you're a tryhard
mamamiaaa_fml 12
that and I got alotta time these days. well did it work?
sweet_candy_ 17
Get them with a mouse trap.
a_girl_i_know 0
awww, how cute!
ClickMyPicture 0
Mine live in the roof :( I hear it at night :(
iliketurdles 7
They're yours? but live on the roof? Ohh noe's, how will they get down :(
ClickMyPicture 0
I don't know! There is a whole family of them now :(
starile 20
I'm sorry, did you say the animal gnawing at your crotch all night was really a wild Courtney Love and her whole family of pubic crabs?
youfailed18 0
fail
BugMan9081 0
#7 win!
catalystics 2
1) buy rat poison 2) strategically place rat poison on floor 3) wait overnight 4) ????? 5) profit!
unidentified_sta 5
Splash poison all over the floor, what could possibly go wrong?
bioboy725 10
rat poison is solid… so not much
lenasaur 0
Big deal. Most people have rodents in their house.
sourgirl101 29
What? Where on earth are you getting your information?
honeyluv0218 4
no it's true a lot of people get mice here and there
sourgirl101 29
Really? wow, I'm glad I have cats.(: My in-laws stay in the habit of keeping cereal and bread in the refrigerator because they grow up in New York. (Big rat problem there!)