Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
Today, I kept hearing big *THUD* sounds across the house. The first few times, I didn't think anything of it. But after several more times, I started to suspect there was an intruder. After sneaking through the house, ready to knock out whomever was there, I found out it was my cat pushing things off the table. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML
Today, we’ve had a rat problem in our house for a few weeks. Recently I hid a bottle of booze in my room so my parents wouldn’t see it. But my parents saw a rat in my room and tore the whole thing apart to find it, eventually finding my bottle instead. I was literally ratted out by a rat. FML
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Robert Cruikshank 7
When you see rats or mice it means they have access to food in some way. You need to secure you dry goods better. I suggest plastic containers.
coius 23
And this is why I have a cat. He’s got a confirmed kill count of 7 rats/mice.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Unless it's your pet rat, it is an intruder! I'd pee myself. If it were a human intruder, you can get the police to remove them for free. You have to pay an exterminator a lot to remove a rat -- I'd be pissed!
Robert Cruikshank 7
When you see rats or mice it means they have access to food in some way. You need to secure you dry goods better. I suggest plastic containers.
coius 23
And this is why I have a cat. He’s got a confirmed kill count of 7 rats/mice.
xxlk4xx 6
I would be the same way after someone trying to break in! one night I was dozing off on the couch after the kids were in bed and then a bag fell in our hallway and I jumped and nearly pissed myself!
tounces7 28
I mean, it kinda IS an intruder, unless you invited him in.