Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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RabidBunny 10
Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D
flockz 20
what kind of person wears pants in public?
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anythingmustbe 18
What you gonna do with today's youth?
FlashBurn 13
Well maybe your skirt was too short and the little girl has more of a sense of decency? If you have long legs, little boys might look up to you. Just saying.
folfg0 12
Or up at you. And your pet kitty. :P
eeppiicc 8
24, your not doing good on your comments
kevinn95 0
Yeaah short or maybe she doesnt look good enough to wear a skirt lol "Big girls wear small clothes" -Nate Dogg
perdix 31
If you insist on going commando, consider that the little ones might not be able to tolerate the view or the smell.
joeystar95 4
LOL this one made me laugh
esco3377 6
Lol xD
j_cat187 20
Giving all the little kids pink eye
TheFamilyElf 17
Kids are some of the only people that can tell the truth, be complete assholes, and get away with it. (I once asked my granny why she had such a huge mustache. Could i get away with that now? Hell no.) Still, the truth is the truth. I suggest you wear pants tomorrow. :P
tony1891 22
well little girl What's your name? my name is..... IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!
marramrammar 2
Find out who put her up to it, and beat them down . Then say you will be wearing another skirt, and ask the little bundle of joy are there any other question w a devilish smile.
heyhooker 11
Aww that wasn't nice.... should have faced pushed her
aleeshttylXD 9
holy crapple snapple ur picture...
koolkat27 13
28-It wasn't mean, it was probably the truth.
larsindrumzxx 0
Do you have nice legs? Maybe she was jealous ;)
daydreamer244 13
Maybe the skirt showed off a little too much...she could've been trying to let you know.
HighasaCloud 46
She needed your name to insult you? Training bitches young, I see