Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
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Zekfen 17
To bad you didn’t have it recorded! Then in the future if you ever got a bad grade you could just protest it saying obviously the teacher doesn’t like you!
chris_lillo 15
While I don't think it's worth it I'm sure you could talk to a higher up like the principal on your teachers obvious negative attitude to you and favortism.
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Comments (10)
chris_lillo 15
While I don't think it's worth it I'm sure you could talk to a higher up like the principal on your teachers obvious negative attitude to you and favortism.
yeongji 31
I agree. His actions are inappropriate and more or less showing his support in bullying.
Zekfen 17
To bad you didn’t have it recorded! Then in the future if you ever got a bad grade you could just protest it saying obviously the teacher doesn’t like you!
tounces7 28
The entire class likely heard it. Seems that would be enough.
Glowworm56 27
"See? This is why I hate math class!"
real life problems 26
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He probably has a valid reason not to like you. And it's just candy, get over it porker
ari330 21
You're a dumbass
real life problems 26
If you take every post online serious, I think you're the dumbass 🤔
RichardPencil 32
That’s sum bullshit! I think you’re being hyperbolic. The situation is surely more complex than that and I suspect the imaginary part has the greater absolute value!
bluhbluhbluh 14
I agree this doesn't add up... too many mixed sines.
Charlie Given 28
Wow gotta love those teachers that play favorites, I had a English teacher in 11th grade,on the first day of class the very first thing she said was I hate male's so expect a bad grade,being the smartass I was I scoffed and said good we have something in common I hate female teachers,by the end of the first marking period we had become Frenemies by the end of the year I was an A student and she got me a gift with a note saying I guess I was wrong about all male's,so stand up for yourself sometimes that's what they want to see from you.
RichardPencil 32
You got an A in English using apostrophes like that?
Agent JPN 9
Don't you mean commas?
smaldridge 12
they misused both.
PorchKitty 16
Between the atrocious misuse of commas and apostrophes and the lack of periods, that must've been the world's worst English teacher.
RichardPencil 32
No, I mean apostrophes. When he wrote "male's," it should have been "males." "Male's" means belonging to one male. It's wrong in this context.
boopingsnoot 25
Bring in your own candy and refuse to share. If your teacher tries to confiscate it, refuse. When you get sent to the Principal’s office, explain why you didn’t get any before.
Catto-Golden 23
Your thing says male and the fml says "she". Is there something you want to tell us, op?
Davros 12
Tell him if he didn't bring enough for everybody then he needs to put it away
anonymous17 21
i hate teachers with obvious favortism, yes its (kind of) okay to have it if you keep it to yourself but if you mistreat students because of it then you should lose your job im sorry, i feel so bad