Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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RabidBunny 10
Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D
flockz 20
what kind of person wears pants in public?
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Comments (152)
williamcarter93 13
Either the skirt was showing too much or maybe she had hairy legs.
kmcole2000 3
My name is Kristen too:D
tgav11 0
Someone forgot to shave :p
noisebox 1
I would have answered why should I?
Spiral_Thoughts 19
Girl: "Can you wear pants tomorrow?" OP: "No, but what is your name sweet little angel?" Girl: "Dipshit." OP: "Dipshit, would you please wear silence tomorrow? I think it would look dashing on you."
esines 9
That wasn't the least bit funny
Aspen_Grace33 27
Gotta love kids and their lack of filter! Kids Say The Darndest Things" was a hit for a reason!!!!
billji 0
Fat Chicks in skirts. Not a good look.
billji 0
Reguardless of that I am Assuming she's a fat chick and if she was id say something simular to what the little girl said. Fat chicks shoud die.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Can all the girls named Kristen not reply with "my name is Kristen too:)".....hate to burst your bubble but no one really cares.
_Peppermint_ 34
Why would you care what a child has to say???