Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
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BeeSkwaird 0
Why was there an isle in a Target? With palm trees and sand and coconut bras?
fisheatsbear 6
your dad thinks your fat. or hes just over protective of his little girl
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10FlyGirlz 0
omg WTF btw me first hahahaha
superHydrate 4
YAY!!!!!!!!!
marleytooyou 0
wow that's rude of him!!
samantha_durano 6
my dads like that all the time, lol.
TapeMan_3000 0
fyl but you get 5000 bonus points for being at target and not wal mart. :)
Dr_Pwn 0
gtfo stupid scene bitch
TrekkieGirl 0
Wow...that was pretty harsh. I'm all for parents be truthful with their kids, but be a little tactful about it! @#54 Tapeman....agreed. I loathe Wal-Mart, so she indeed gets kudos for shopping at Target.
ReyEr9412 0
54 is right
responses 0
your dad is a creeper
zavian 1
thats wat u get for wearing short shorts when ur fat
jayjaysmokerson 0
does anybody else think dad sounds a little gay?? " you could never pull that off" Idk about you guys but my dad would never say that. or even know what that meant.
jayjaysmokerson 0
maybe he is gay nothin wrong with that but op better get used to the style comments. "Skankkkk alerrrrt in the towl seccctionnn. honey you just can not pull off that spandex zebra!! listen to daddy get yourself some nice jewl tones!!
hellooo222 0
wheres target??? does it have nice clothes??i live in canada nd theres no place called target here
StoryOfTheYear 15
ever heard of reverse sarcasm? I use it all the time, ex. my friend got a 88 on his test and I had gotten an 84, so I said "hah, only doshes get lower than an A." understand now?
StoryOfTheYear 15
69-70 can't be gay if he has a kid, bisexual... maybe, gay no
hotscar 3
#39, he could have not wanted his daughter to look like a *****. maybe he's just strict about that kind of thing
redshortsx 0
he prob just doesn't want his little girl showing any my dad used to want me to dress on like ski clothes year round but that didn't mean he didn't enjoy the Victoria's secret commercials
Fatalally 4
What is he doing checkin out young girls anyways? O.o
bubbarific 0
ydi for bein born unattractive
Peacemaker9 7
that just meant that not only was ur dad checking the girl out he was also checking u out at the same time...... and to confirm my statement would be what he said to u! lolol funny but awkward......
Peacemaker9 7
at # 53: wow couldn't see y ur dad would do that...... I mean look how cute u are!!!!!
samantha_durano 6
hehe, why thankyou:)
samantha_durano 6
112: that's really sad! D: who gives a **** what other people think, if I were gay I wouldn't bluff.
Peacemaker9 7
108- ur most welcome!!!!!
hockey_kid_29 0
i completely agree with 107... from wat i c ur hot
taylorxsayss 0
88- wht if OP is adopted?
RandomFool 5
...and?
AssTard 15
Is your dad ******* blind? He must of been joking because you're standing right by him...
BeeSkwaird 0
Why was there an isle in a Target? With palm trees and sand and coconut bras?
ktbird 0
Must have been a Super Target.
Gerblat 0
They are beautiful this time of year..
cmac86 24
I'm going to the sandals resort there. travelocity had a great deal on it.
Boddmon 0
Be careful. I hear it's earthquake season there right now.
samham12345 3
lol #2
CallMeHush 1
I love coconut bras.
riko346 0
............
fisheatsbear 6
your dad thinks your fat. or hes just over protective of his little girl
ElMetalero 0
or maybe she is fat O.o
dudeitsdanny 10
He probably saw it, and didn't want you wearing them. Chances are those aren't your first shorts or tanktop, but he saw the opportunity. Too big a coincidence. But I won't call fake.
Freeze_fml 17
Is that music note a real tattoo?
jdub28 0
real or not it is gay... I mean, a music note on a white boy... really?!
nomnommonster 0
Race of the tattoo owner determines gayness? Man, your gaydar is off.
dudeitsdanny 10
Jdub- The penis in your ass is gay. And its not a music note. Two 16th notes. Four if you count the one on the other side. Excuse my love and actual understanding of music. Maybe if you put away the guitar hero and learn some real instruments you'll be man enough to not question my sexuality based on a set of tattoos.i
ImaginaryFoe 1
Danny, you're white now?
dudeitsdanny 10
I thought I was a bunch of non-white ethnicities, but I guess I am O.O I better inform my mexican/italian/portuguese/spanish parents.
threer 30
Stop using gay as an insult! It's just sexuality, get the **** over it.
KurouTenshi 0
Your dad is an asshole. That said: If he doesn't think you can pull of shorts and a tank top, you should find out what he thinks of you in a skimpy string bikini. Maybe then he'll appreciate the more covered look of shorts and a tank top.
ktbird 0
I don't think he's being an asshole at all. My dad once asked me: "Are you sure boys like it when you wear your hair like that?" It was a subtle way of telling me my hair looked dumb and he was totally right. It's impolite for non-family guys to say things like that. I say, take the good advice and be thankful your dad cares about you enough to be honest.
KurouTenshi 0
Unless the "good advice" is "if you want to feel pretty, get on your knees and suck daddy's ****." Then you might want to just go your own course. ;)
GeorgeBoosh 0
Well, he is already talking about pulling off her top...
goldenone 2
haven't seen my good friends perdix or snickerdoodles in a while... is ktbird snix new account?
jgarcia32 0
don't shop with your dad. it's that easy
xstarfall 0
Hahaha good work #2 ;)
erjaguam 0
that's harsh.
ktbird 0
Listen to your dad. Let's be honest here, odds are he's right and loves you enough to not lie to you for your own good.
ktbird 0
Also words of advice from my sister: "Just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it."