Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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RabidBunny 10
Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D
flockz 20
what kind of person wears pants in public?
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Comments (152)
flashback.miss 28
No child needs to see stained, spotted underwear.Or at least,hopefully you were wearing underwear.... ahhh youth. Or was there a nasty deep gash, or a bad rash, ashy legs.. something?
aleeshttylXD 9
its not like shes gonna see you again...
MCRaddict15 15
Modesty is the best policy, but wear what you want. Little kids interpret things differently. Once I told a man to shave his beard because it scared me. It's your life, though.
BriskIsRisky 2
You should have told her that she could have been swallowed and walked away
EpicDescribesMe 6
Your pants musta been cool.
madlaprade 8
See, even the little girl knows what appropriate non skanky clothes are, now don't you feel stupid that a little girl has more common sense then you?
afunnyterdcody 5
Haha nice picture *****
ksmith88 0
It is highly possible you shouldn't be wearing a skirt in public, but no one knows how to tell you this. I can understand you may be a little upset but this kid might have done you a favor by being so rude.
betteryouthanmee 3
To clear it up for Americans (I myself being one of them) the little girl could see up the OP's skirt and tell that she wasn't wearing underpants, which is what the word pants means here.
morgiepuff 14
But OP is American, so we really don't need clearing up.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Or it could be that she has ugly/hairy legs, and still be wearing undies? Just sayin' bro....
ironfox 0
At least she didn't say wear panties tomorrow.
gottageek 17
Most likely a parental figure put her up to it. A reverse would have been the proper response in this situation. Example: would you ask your mother to just swallow next time?
eccentrix 12
As opposed to spitting the dad's semen into her ******?