Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Top comments
RabidBunny 10
Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D
flockz 20
what kind of person wears pants in public?
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Comments (152)
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Ever think that sometimes kids are just assholes because they know they can get away with it? Maybe OP isn't fat, hairy, or ugly and maybe the skirt looks just fine on her and the kid is just being a pain to be a pain.
lumoloxi 0
trust noone Wants to see your ****** or ass so nest time wear panties or a longer Skirt
esco3377 6
I want too x.x
Linkerdoodles 15
This comment gave me cancer.
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
That kid has some balls to go up and say that, but again it is a kid, they'll say anything that comes to mind.
Jasonf6 0
Awww snap! No she di'int.
tj4234 36
lucky this wasn't the UK. Over here, pants means underwear.
pwiseman 6
maybe the kid was from UK.
esco3377 6
Yeah!!! Stop wearing dresses you don't know if her daddy was caught looking!!!
Rapide100 6
I would like to know what your response was.
vbmg152 19
WTH? Do parents teach they're kids manners at all these days?
iGiVeFrEeHuGsXD 0
hahs
HeartOfLead 24
Why not walk around in your underwear?