Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pissingcontest
United States
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Yuk
Toronto, Canada
Slam dunk
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Just pish yerself
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
devinbyrne
United States
Dude! Boundaries!
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Anonymous
Keeping warm
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
slaughterteddy
United States
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Woody
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Tp
United States
Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML
Tib
United States
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
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sarcdude 3
I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.
therealsuperman 0
lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging
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papaya_master 4
Now that's just nasty.
BIGshooter 2
if that's your real pic and you're only 17 ,all I could say is DAAAAAMN.
Beating_Faster 1
"Just 17?" WTF are you talking about? I know fourteen years-old girls with a body like that.
alex154144 0
she's 16 retards
Beating_Faster 1
Sorry for not checking all her biography, I just replied to what the guy before me said.
sarcdude 3
I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.
0671241409 0
how the hell is pee able to split into streams
hoogapooga 0
I see two 1s too :/
sourgirl101 29
Why does it happen in the first place? Is it like when you pinch a water hose or something?
dre_bro11 12
If a guy isn't circumcised and doesn't pull back the skin when he's peeing, the piss actually changes direction depending on how the skin is 'positioned' at the time, and like OP's incident, can actually split into a few streams.
maybaybe 0
Oh really? I just thought if a guy had a boner and he tried to pee that would happen.
nathan5 0
It's happened to us all-guys I mean!
FYLDeep 26
#17 Negative, but an erection will make it difficult to aim in the necessary downward direction.
Dragons_corner 6
13 I'm unsure but I know if a guy just came then the chance are high he will have a problem peeing. kind of like "Me, Myself, and Irene" not that bad but that does happen too. pee with it facing the toilet but shot away lol.
WallyTheWombat 0
it's cause he didn't clean up after he jizzed. You're supposed to pee after or else it can... "harden" I guess would be the word then it separates the stream. Only temporary for a second or two though. Idk if there's another reason this could happen but this is the only one I know of.
akd1v 0
24 that makes sense...happens to me
floppycow 0
or its that damn mysterious underwear lint that gets caught on our tips...hate that
Timmo_fml 2
Guys, you're all wrong! Clearly someone took an uzi to his penis and it's full of bullet holes!
mygreenhoodie 0
^ exactly.
blocparty 0
I'll bet that all the YDI's are from women.
fraqtl 1
Yeah, it also happnens if he doesn't squeeze out the last drop after watching internet **** before bed and it hardens overnight.
blakester198 0
it doesn't have to be after you **** sometimes the tip just dries out causing it to stick together
WingsFan80 4
I've had hair get stuck to the end of it causing that to happen as well.
TheDrifter 24
Everyone is forgetting the possibility of an improperly done Prince Albert piercing.
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Ughh.. you guys have managed to make penises sound revolting :P
GunReaper 0
guys can't pee when they have a full boner. their bladder shuts down.
sarcdude 3
I honestly don't know why it happens, and I really wish I did. sometimes you aim and it splits off before the main stream goes into the toilet.
tommygun93 2
#115 im sure your bladder doesnt shut down when you have a boner, the canal just closes up or something like that. if your bladder had just shut down well then that would be a problem.
silentbutfunny 0
Trying to piss acuratly with morning wood is like trying to aim a rocketship downward
stevenJB 25
ALL WRONG. Men naturally "leak" urine or other substances. And that liquid will stick to the cloth material that they are wearing for under garments. The strands will stick to the penis hole and that strand of string will cause the urine to head in different streams.
picturescrazy 24
Having a Prince Albert piercing can do that to your stream as well.
jqmalang 17
Hahahhaa omg #113 trust me, they're a lot more interesting than piss going in different directions.
x_Cupcakes 0
Did any one of them hit you?
MacNuggets 0
haha sad to be a guy :)
ayleyyasuko 0
boys could pee sitting down more often. if they wanted. less mess.
giantsfan2010 23
#55, It's better than having a period every month, hahaha.
541MedfazWcM 0
70 agreed :)
GunReaper 0
well atleast guys don't have to sit on public toilets when taking a piss.
unclepester 0
yuck too much lotion it seems
dragonaair 5
Have fun cleaning!
gooBUZZ 0
Yeh this sites screwing up. Like 3 of my comments have disappeared now, including the one you replied too.
UpsidedownKayak 9
I agree, the best I can remember is three different streams. Congratulations, OP, on that record breaking feat.
CitrusGirl 0
He should join the circus! :D
deaper 16
I too agree WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
22cute 17
Or learn to sit down for gods sake!!
therealsuperman 0
lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging
VashTheHumanoidT 0
^win
DeBeer 0
You would brag to
GDIalex 11
^ win :) -I've done three different streams! -And I've done four!
Urbanchiller 0
When you do it on purpose, you are just making an ass out of yourself... or a dick.
gooBUZZ 0
Is it just my iPod screwing up, or is there two #1's?
MassEffectNerd 0
generally when a dude misses you don't go telling everybody, especially if it broke into different streams
gregomania_fml 0
you forgot to undo your zip.
Jackmangold 0
it usually happens hours after you ****.
juliaaalove 8
You would know(:
gocutler88 0
hahaha agreed
yankkeeboy123 5
Haha