Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
Today, I opened up my laptop to replace a faulty chip inside, which took me half an hour. When I closed it all up again, I saw the replacement part in its packaging on my desk. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML
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Welshite 40
Did he check your browsing history?
martin8337 36
Was the IT guy a Middle Easterner?
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Welshite 40
Did he check your browsing history?
gmian 34
OP wrote it on a sticky note, which was on the desktop.
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Note to self: gay **** video was incredible. Must write down title for future reference
KingreX32 21
DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
joopjoop 19
you don't have to be two males to transmit chlamydia anally
Little4Bear 10
It's okay 67, you'll get it next time buddy.
Big_Pickle 18
Clever but YDI
Jelbeztok 17
How?
Sfaizi24 17
He left a note about an Iraqi penis man transferring STDs Anally. On his desk.
Pevira 15
*she
Jessa91 10
Strange way to remember the stages of mitosis. But hey whatever works!
Smoldering 15
Don't judge Op.'s memorization tactics I have stranger ones for Anatomy.
martin8337 36
Was the IT guy a Middle Easterner?
shadowedpixie 19
I was wondering the same thing! Massive FML, if so.
davisjenny81 30
Actually, I think you meant to ask if the IT guy was Persian. Persians are not from the middle east
bwinski 19
the guy could have still been from the middle east and not Persian...
jarockstar27 10
I laughed out loud at this! Lolz
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Lolz! I lolzed at you lolzing! LOLZ!
hashshim 23
I think LAUGHING OUT LOUD ZYGOTES is more appropriate for this FML. No?
FizzyFun 8
Hahaha. Nice one OP.
ZeroPath5 16
Using memory techniques that match your personality is a great way to study, I do it all the time. I'm sure the I.T guy is probably too focused on his job to care anyways, so I recommend not to sweat it, and if he does ask just let him know what it means, but you'll be fine.
123man 11
As an IT guy, I can pretty much guarantee the IT looking at your computer DID get a good laugh.
Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe it's time to come up with a new one?
psiloveyou15 12
Not likely, OP is gonna have a hard time forgetting Iraqi Penis Man Anally Transmits Chlamydia.
RedPillSucks 33
hope he wasnt iraqi you could have used invisible
starile 20
Or Italian. Or Irritated. Or Infected.
Nurd4lyfe 7
Hopefully he was Iranian and found it humorous