Today, I can remember dozens of serial killers, their victims, the way they killed, the length of their prison sentences, and anything else about them, but nothing related to my upcoming science test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML
Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML
Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML
Today, my true crime addiction is so bad, when I read an FML about someone's dissociative personality disorder, I immediately thought they were lying and just preparing a good 'not guilty' defense because they planned to murder someone. FML
Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML
Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I was watching a crime drama with my parents. During a tense moment, I casually said, "Oh, I know how to hide a body." They both stared at me in horror, and I had to explain that I meant from watching too many true crime videos on YouTube, not from actual experience. FML
Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML
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Cosimo Del Savio Colombo 1
How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in the model the make the plate And which model which lake they found her and how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one? Which knife and which gun, what kid what wife and which nun? Don't stop I like this it's fun, the ******' night's just begun
KagamineRinny 14
You made a quiz in poetry form. I wish all quizzes were like that
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Cosimo Del Savio Colombo 1
How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in the model the make the plate And which model which lake they found her and how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one? Which knife and which gun, what kid what wife and which nun? Don't stop I like this it's fun, the ******' night's just begun
KagamineRinny 14
You made a quiz in poetry form. I wish all quizzes were like that
tmoltlobthg 2
thumbs up for the Eminem
BosnianRhapsody 0
I love you for having Eminem lyrics in here. Must be the ganja
BosnianRhapsody 0
I love you for having Eminem lyrics in here. Must be the ganja
BosnianRhapsody 0
Eminem lyrics. Nice
John_in_Oz 12
Associate each killer in order with an atomic element, etc.
extrasnipes 22
What if it's biology?
bsshooter 14
associate each killer with the anatomical parts they damaged
28actress 22
At least you should do well in a future criminology or even forensics test!
DashPlays 18
Do I smell a future detective?
LyricaSilvan 30
Brains are funny things. We try and try to understand how they work, and yet we still don't know why things like this happen. In all seriousness, though, no worries. It usually turns out that way; you try so hard to remember important things and can't, but once you actually have the test in front of you, it all comes back. Best of luck. Try not to force yourself to remember things, and you should be fine. It'll come to you when you need it.
DyingHawk 11
Rob Dyke?
EastCoastLez 14
Everyone's saying "future detective" while I'm thinking "future serial killer".
SomeRandomUser 19
Everyone needs a hobby.
Brandi_Faith 34
Super creepy. Lol. But seriously, this is extremely normal. People tend to be able to remember stuff that interest them or are related to their hobbies, etc., but can't remember stuff for tests which they're not as (or not at all) interested in no matter how hard they study. Think about the number of people that know all about a certain sport, they know all the teams, all the players on a team, all the stats, etc, but when it comes to a test for school or work, then they have trouble remembering things. With a test, you are trying to cram and remember a bunch of facts and things over the span of a month or so, where as those sports statistics and stuff have been gradually learned, storing one fact at a time. It's just easier to remember things were really interested in, and for some people, even that is hard. Memory is a funny thing.
cheshireau 26
Useless facts, I'm good at them too. Tests and assessments, fail.
tiredstudent 10
Yep... I can relate