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kotolokacja Plock, Poland

Today, I got married and it was wonderful. I had a beautiful mermaid-style tight dress, had fun with my husband, and drunk like there was no tomorrow. Then my bridesmaid forcefully took me to the bathroom to show a big, red stain on my butt. My period came two weeks early. FML

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When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

snowdrift 6

Bloody hell.

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snowdrift 6

Bloody hell.

When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

Did you finish the wedding in sweatpants?

It was a wine stain... right.... glad you enjoyed your wedding regardless

Stress does that to you I'm sorry op

at least you didn't have the poop body suit fml

Would it be better if it were two weeks late?

I'veRunOuttaPatience 11

At least your bridesmaid did her duty and got you out of there as soon as she noticed.

If your family and friends care about you, they will photoshop out any big, red stains out of any pictures and NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.