Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
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Comments (86)
jaredofmo 22
As a Grindr user myself, it really gets a bad rap. Having had it for a couple months I have had no hook ups, just a few chats and discovering one really hot guy works at the coffee shop my friends and I frequent. Nude pictures of anything below the belt are not allowed. It's definitely got flaws (nearest guy to you is 19 feet away, but good luck picking him out of all these profiles!), but it follows a decency guideline. It's definitely an 18+ app due to some users using sexually explicit language, but that's not the developer's fault. I don't see why Apple wouldn't allow it in their store.
azyjazy713 11
Sounds like a stormy cloud :-(
worldclassrager 41
Well that's how a family phone plan works...lucky for you you have a brother...
Ins0mau 20
I'm pretty sure it's NOT how a family phone plan works...
dreadbeat69 12
Trying to rally up a family get-together?
hitalldude 9
eewwwwww
Mynamewontfi 40
Really? -_-
ksks1234 33
Let me guess, 81, lesbians are really hot? If you think that and gays are gross, you are a hypocrite.
jakedavis 6
would be a good time to tell them if you haven't already.
JMichael 26
Well at least you don't have to worry about how you're going to come out now.
bubblyhayley 16
sounds no worse than plenty of fish!!
perdix 31
It could get worse: maybe your mom would convince some of your prospects to come over to Team Breeder. That could get ugly!
scooterdude720 19
Shouldn't it have raised red flags when every app you have is on your family's devices?