Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Top comments
LittleRed79 39
Sounds like maybe your mom should've given him a divorce for Christmas instead.
Robert3Lee 13
Sounds like he needs to talk to a counselor and see why he needs to talk to other woman. I'm sorry about your dad OP
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Comments (45)
Robert3Lee 13
Sounds like he needs to talk to a counselor and see why he needs to talk to other woman. I'm sorry about your dad OP
mds9986 24
Perhaps he doesn't know a lot about the AppStore and downloaded a bunch of "trending" apps that happen to be a few dating ones?
PencilTips 19
@36 If he knows how to use the app store in the first place, I would assume that he knows how to read titles of different available apps and choose which to download...
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Haha "talk to". Yeah let's hope it's only that, talking.
dBLIZZARD 20
Does your mom know about this?
mattzawesome 28
Fa la la la la la la la la. Show your mother.
doumtabarnack 12
Well... sucks for your mom. Sorry OP
LittleRed79 39
Sounds like maybe your mom should've given him a divorce for Christmas instead.
Tripartita 45
Eh, there's probably an app for that.
wanker1298 4
****
noisyboy4000 23
Tell your mom she should look into a divorce app
cwade71 17
Well at least you won't be surprised with the impending divorce
Shadowvoid 33
Makes some profiles on the same site to see if you match him. Then make him admit that he is wrong.
kindasortayeah 25
At least he's using her gift? Never mind, that's just horrible.
xxcutekatxx2 13
your picture is Matt Smith as a banana! ❤
NomeDMF 17
You realized how insignificant your comment was and commented anyway.
kindasortayeah 25
Yeah, not my best decision. I usually try to post something positive, but in this case there really isn't.