Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
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Comments (86)
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Take the opportunity and come out of the closet. If your family members know you as well as most people know their son and brother they will not believe that it was a mistake or a prank. Blaming your brother or a friend wouldn’t help you.
Wakachulak 22
Um, Ashamed_Sister... Unless your parents are former hippies, letting them know you hook up with random people is a bad thing regardless of gender and orientation.
Ashamed_Sister 60
@Wakachulak: The damage already has been done. Honesty sounds to be the better option to do some damage control than lying and blaming your brother as suggested by Lioness8197. Anyway, downloading Grindr doesn’t mean that OP has to intention to actually hook up with random people. He might be curious only.
Wakachulak 22
Why is everyone assuming OP hadn't come out yet? Replace Grindr with a similar hetero app, and this ML is still pretty F.
Lioness8197 18
Ashamed_sister, I don't know what Grindr is so I just took a guess...
Koppol 15
It's a hookup app for gay guys.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
mattrd_fml 31
An app gay guys use to find other gay guys who are nearby. Mostly used for hooking up.
Martnikk 15
Should have read the comments before looking for this app... out of curiosity
joeyl2008 29
Why is it a big deal? It's not like the app shows pictures of gay ****.
deviking 10
Thank you I was wondering to but to the op hopefully you're family will be understanding
pandalover69 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Glad I came here first rather then looking it up. Apparently I would of seen some horrible things that can;t be unseen.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Apparently, you're a horrible intolerant person.
emc0225 3
I'm inferring he thought he would see a penis or something
booblla 4
The long version! Grindr is the essential location-based app to meet gay, bi and curious guys for dating and socialising using your Android/iOS device. Grindr uses your cellular network or Wi-Fi signal to identify your physical location so you can chat, network and mingle with the guys near you, at home or on the road. Grindr is free to install, browse profiles and message other guys. Simply download and launch the app, upload a photo, and enter account and profile information to begin browsing photos of guys nearby. Send a message, a photo or your location via chat, and strike up a conversation with like-minded men closest to you, or anywhere you plan on travelling next.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
"Grindr", eh? Sounds more like something to do with bondage lol..
Heape 3
Gay chat
Guardian88 21
WTF is Grindr??
koolkool994 28
I'n pretty sure it's a dating site for gay men, could be wrong though!
arre2006 19
Why is this a thumbs down? unless you closet cases are just being dicks. no pun intended.
Ki11erC 18
It's thumbed you deserved it. Should realise all the phones are linked before doing things you don't want others to know about ;)
WilliMo 8
Pun received... No pun intended.
whatwhyhoo 10
I've never heard of phones being linked. Who would ever want that?
DaRito 25
Families who share an Apple account. Mine does too.
logankyng 15
Be sure your photos don't link to them as well. There's no getting out of a dick pic
mFUNdo21 17
yeah there is mom: why did you take a pic of your dick son: I thought I saw something odd on it and wanted to inspect further
booblla 4
How do you get out of it when it's a photo of your erect penis?
pwnman 33
Grindr is an app to find homosexual people around you, it's a dating app. Just googled it.
mackdeezy 22
I was going to assume it was ****, but.... well that's a new one.
challan 19
I believe grindr had gotten more hits then ever now, since we all checked it out. I guess they'll be very disappointed if I show up to a "meeting"
karlcolt45 19
sex changes exist ^^
challan 19
As fun as it would be to have a dingle, I will keep what I have. Thanks though!
Zaketh2112 10
You can borrow mine, Challen :)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
79- if you want to flirt, at least spell her name correctly.
Mickey0186 11
Not even a gay guy would be sad if you showed up
shinydull 3
dingle XD
pinkster2014 25
#121- Your comment fits your profile pic lol
amu12 10
Is that how ur parents met
Bcfrmkc816 17
Off topic but if your profile is for real you are a perfect woman.this is to # 42
sajbruner 5
"Dating"
alliegraywords 13
You can blame your brother... or your father. BTW I think it's a pretty original way to come out of the closet, OP. :P
Zebediabolical 45
Sounds like someone needs to be more careful with their sharing settings.
iSnipeFatPeople 18
Actually, when it comes to apps and a shared account, it depends on the other people's settings. At least for the iPhone that is. So it's not necessarily his fault!
Ins0mau 20
115 - If he shares an account, it IS his fault. Sharing accounts is stupid and he should have known the risk even if he's forced to share an account by his parents.
morella_xx 29
Sharing an account isn't stupid. My husband and I share an account so we don't have to pay twice for apps we both like. Not knowing your sharing settings though, that's stupid.
karlcolt45 19
“oh my friend was playing a prank on me, he said it's where you find skanks and other things us hetero bros like! I am all about the intercourse with females and such" cover story complete. they'll never know
Wizardo 34
Its not only a grinding you're going to be getting when this is discovered but then again maybe its time to tell your family.
Not_Impressed13 9
DAMN YOU, IPHONE!!!
EdenCrystal 21
Stupid Icloud!