Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
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Top comments
infantrygirl 0
YDI. You shouldn't have snooped.
FlickMyBean 0
Old People do still have sex you know?
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Comments (75)
urie 0
LMFAO dflbkjnlfskngfg
effit 0
Hahah that is so ****** up. You should have sent it out to his contacts...
Justine Malang 16
Speaking of ****** up. That's also so stupid to do.
infantrygirl 0
YDI. You shouldn't have snooped.
sunshyne84_fml 0
lmao
FlickMyBean 0
Old People do still have sex you know?
Rogersmoonshine 7
Exactly. At least they're happy together OP? :) That must have been scarring; YDI though.
drybamboo 0
I was going to say you deserved it for going through his phone, but he's your dad and he should know that he's got no privacy with any of his stuff when it comes to kids. It's his fault for not putting a security code on his phone, ESPECIALLY if he has those type of pics on there.
TheSkaAssassin 0
moral of the story: don't touch things that aren't yours
Lou_Briccant 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
chello_fml 0
this is totally not your fault, your dad should have deleted that picture, im sure you are scarred for life, im so sorry
JustAGirl_fml 0
How did he have sex pictures already on his new phone? Also, why would he let you look at it if he knew he had those pictures, is he stupid?