Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
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Comments (86)
zahidnasir 22
thanks for saying that app name :)
rhiannonnicole91 4
Sorry doll face that's shitty
mokka44 8
Is that an iPhone thing that it puts apps on every phone in the account? Glad I have android then.
Opinion_ 9
Only if the family shared one apple ID (Apple account) and that would be very stupid of them to do and cause problems trying to use it, or if they shared a iCloud account (Basically think of it as dropbox for iPhone, once its on one, its on all) (P.s. I prefer box to dropbox because box gives you 50GB free as soon as you sign up)
arandomusernameaa 20
Basically if you are all on the same iTunes account it transfers everything to all the other devices, unless you turn it off... basically it is OP's fault.
Ins0mau 20
Only if you share an iTunes account (which is stupid) and also set your devices to automatically download purchased apps (which is off by default, I think).
Opinion_ 9
Anyone mind explaining to me how downloading it on one phone got it on the others? I don't get how that happens.
arandomusernameaa 20
If they are all on the same iTunes account (because they are family) iCloud automatically uploads everything to all the other devices if you have the feature turned on...
Ins0mau 20
I think it's a stupid idea for a family to share a single iTunes account.
ahsanmasood 4
sad...but terribly funny :D
erichsalvesen 13
If you would like, I can come over and explain things to your parents... :)
sicksadworld1317 30
Wait, there's **** apps? FML for being on the FML app all this time. I could have been watching **** instead.
pandalover69 26
I'm guessing all of your families iPhones are hooked up to iCloud together. I'm sorry you came out this way OP, I'm sure that's not what you intended. Hopefully your parents are open minded
GreyWolf98 1
haha smooth job! :D
misfitmonroe 4
Nothing says "surprise! I'm gay!" quite like grindr.