Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
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Comments (86)
strngr2hrslf 10
Pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I've worked with cellphones for years and that there is impossible unless the other parties download it themselves. Unless you are all sharing an email for your downloading account but even then it would only show up in your previous purchases. Never would it just automatically just download on a phone that the owner didn't choose to download it. Funny funny nice try but this fml is fake. And ya grindr is an app for homosexual chats.
onlychildFTW 34
I wish I knew what this said!
murdersquirrel 15
apparently she thought this was DuckMyLife.
nickn426 14
That sucks OP! If they all got it just tell them it was so wierd it downloaded on your phone!
challan 19
Op sucks. literally.
karlcolt45 19
you don't know that, OP could be a selfish lover
challan 19
Well, now I'm glad I didn't have that sex change like you recommended.
erichsalvesen 13
I've been with plenty of those!
pinkster2014 25
weird.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I might be mistaken OP, but I think you just came out to your family :) Hopefully they will be understanding and it will become one of this funny family stories.
Mynamewontfi 40
That sucks. Especially if you didn't come out yet.
arre2006 19
You suck at technology
challan 19
He sucks, that's why he got that app.
challan 19
gees, last time I take gay joke advice from my favorite fabulous coworker.
radwanov 14
are you always that horrible?? or is it the topic of homosexuality getting under your skin... I wonder!!
karlcolt45 19
homosexuals have just as much right to have amoral, anonymous sex as anybody else
karlcolt45 19
the app Nazi's at apple miss a few every now and then, let's not ask and draw attention
Zomg_Okay 27
24 - It's a dating app. What reasons would Apple have to be against it?
Epikouros 32
Make sure to set the age filter right so you won't see your father's or your brother's profile!
zoegirl_455 30
It actually is if your phones are synced, my iPod touch and my dads phone used to automatically download each other's apps