need not know
Still married
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
carl_carl_
Grand Ledge, United States
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Anonymous
Itaja?, Brazil
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Future kept man, going cheap FML
Controlling
Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Thay
United States
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
anon
London, United Kingdom
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
*SuperCringe*
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Anonymous
Tinder surprise
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
He probably thought it was an app for campfire-making supplies and tips. Old guys are into shit like that.
RichardPencil 32
Make dad pay you not to tell.
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leafynitemare 24
It doesn't mean he's hooking up. He could be just swiping and talking to people. Providing he even knows what it is and how to use it.
Ahmad Shaman Obeidat 4
Don’t tell your mother
RichardPencil 32
Make dad pay you not to tell.
RichardPencil 32
He probably thought it was an app for campfire-making supplies and tips. Old guys are into shit like that.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So? Hubby and I both do. We aren't hooking up with others.
Wadlaen 24
Well, in todays society, where divorces are more and more common, it's always OK to be prepared, in case of worst case scenario😜
Susan Yee 9
Blackmail him. Do you have anything expensive you’ve been wanting to get?
Erica Potter 3
They could be experimenting. Your mom might know that he has it 🤷♀️
Louis Brunelle 5
Count yourself lucky that it’s wasn’t Grindr
Kaycollinss 4
Yeah maybe they are trying to find someone for a threesome 😂
Chris Mauricio 3
At least it wasn't Grindr... That would be an interesting topic at the dinner table. Haha.