Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
How big is your hard drive? And no, that's not a euphemism.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Now that's a prank. Downloading three Tb of **** takes patience and commitment, at levels I could never reach myself. He got you good. However, if it was your personal laptop, did you not have it password protected to prevent him from doing something to it?
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Now that's a prank. Downloading three Tb of **** takes patience and commitment, at levels I could never reach myself. He got you good. However, if it was your personal laptop, did you not have it password protected to prevent him from doing something to it?
ThrottleJockey 36
How big is your hard drive? And no, that's not a euphemism.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Why didn't you bring it with you? Why didn't you password protect it? You should have given him a login and password and restricted what he could do.
Might0fHeaven 10
Wow that's a lot of storage for a laptop.
Zekfen 17
That’s it? I hope he got good stuff. That is only like 1/700th of the **** out there. The slacker.
Santorini Lawrencia 19
Wow. That's a lot of ****. And good news! Now you have **** for the life time.
Charlie Given 28
actually there's an easy way to prove it was your brother go to your downloading manager file and it will show dates and times when the videos were downloaded and you can prove it was your brother cuz you were away at college 🤔
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you’ve got years and years of masturbating, um, I mean, viewing to do!
Venom1999 19
Must be that good 4K ****
TheSminty1 17
How'd your parents find out? And I hope you thanked him with a gift basket or something. Those are some serious man hours he put in.