Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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ixbreakxfaces 12
I had the same thing happen to me. Me and my boyfriend dated for three years, and we signed up for college classes together. Never again. You live and you learn.
that_is_Nathy 9
1. I wouldn't match my shedule to my friends or bf, but to what I intend to do later....(probably better) 2. You could probably ask your teacher if you can still change it (sometimes it works, if classes havn't already started). 3. That's what you get for planning your life based on someone elses life
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Comments (123)
Bakachu 7
That'll be extremely awkward....
tulsafml 0
your mom.
dirtyblond 4
listen to your counselor! she says NEVER to do such a thing-____- goodluck though!xP
L3Paparazzo 7
awww shitt
TheWhiteDemon 0
so what, it didnt work. doesnt mean you have to hate them
emily14swim 0
eeshh... that's awkward
justanotherk1d 0
how would I message ya
MeTheBeast 22
She could just use this time to try and get him back, unless she hates him :/
cracchiolo 16
#1 good, that's what she gets. Don't know why anyone would do that. Almost like tattooing your boyfriends name on you. YDI
Kcek 0
HAHAHAhahaha^*}>¥<||£¥!.}65)&$.$& what
mazzera_fml 7
dammit, you beat me to it...
tyoyomi 1
dats gonna suck 4 him
TrolliePollie 0
winnn^^
SayItNicely 0
Lmaoo your pic
ArentICute 0
I don't see anything special.
amoney8516 0
have them changed if u can
leearm104 4
wow your so smart! I'm sure OP never thought of that.
leearm104 4
you're
ixbreakxfaces 12
I had the same thing happen to me. Me and my boyfriend dated for three years, and we signed up for college classes together. Never again. You live and you learn.
xdannyx117x 0
ditto I hate her now and see her everyday
perdix 31
If you're both taking Home Ec, you're OK, but if you've signed up for Shop, you're screwed.
maa_rico 4
lol.
valalvax 13
poison?
SubsidedProdigy 0
Nice! lol
shakethat 10
sorry op but you deserve it. is it really necessary to be around your bf 24/7? that would have creeped me out.
fluffyzoe64 2
It's a teenage relationship, nobody understands that you can't plan that far ahead. It's unfortunate that only the outsiders see it.
AnnaBananaGal 0
talk about ackward! I have almost all my classes with not only one BUT 2 ex boyfriends! which I happen to sit between them in algebra ,they both whip out a pencil & put it over their dick and poke me..every ******* day!
fyro01 4
oh that's just kinky ;)
littlejord007 0
sorry that was me, I sit right behind you and poke you with my real dick and then blame it on those two goofs
jeffav51 0
46,win
that_is_Nathy 9
1. I wouldn't match my shedule to my friends or bf, but to what I intend to do later....(probably better) 2. You could probably ask your teacher if you can still change it (sometimes it works, if classes havn't already started). 3. That's what you get for planning your life based on someone elses life
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^What she said. (:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^What she said. (:
NBS93 0
Exactly 12, I can't believe all the idiots around me sacrifice taking important classes so they can be with their "friends". YDI OP.
valalvax 13
it's high school, most classes don't matter at all... except for the extracurricular
shakethat 10
the classes might not matter but seriously make some new friends n get your own life. majority of your high school friends won't be around after graduation anyways.
Whydoyouask 11
LMFAO!!!!! hahahaha XD EDIT: This was a reply to #9