Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
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Comments (86)
Xotoolyxo 16
Well maybe it'll be easier to talk to them now?
Torrey_Turner 12
I just looked up what Grindr was and ohhhh that sucks…
heckler416 5
Grindr is an adult, bi, and gay social network where you can chat and hook up. Had to look that one up.
n00b4liciou5 10
I like how the first comment is from someone who actually knows what Grindr is. Especially since that someone is a girl.
kalbrek009 20
As far as I know "Grindr" is an ADULT gay dating app...if you're under 18, are you by chance looking for a pedophile sugar daddy?...because if that's the case...I think you need some therapy to deal with some "daddy" issues...however, if you're 18 or older...then maybe it's time you got your own phone, Apple ID, your own place & a job so you can enjoy yourself without letting the whole family in on your love life details...just saying. :)
godfathermock 19
make sure you aren't all sharing an account. maybe you need your own email and own privacy.
tilly_llama 11
I am soooooo sorry. Something similar happened to my best friend and his parents didn't take it so well....
nessparty 5
silly iPhone user
Bcfrmkc816 17
What do you mean to say? #74
Rippa1986 10
One way to come out. Congratulations :)