Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
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Comments (86)
radwanov 14
you can make the app show profiles according to distance :)
jlewis229 1
Wow that really sucks! Sorry to hear that but you may as well go ahead & come on out now! Don't hide it, unless of course you just aren't sure. Then tell the truth. Tell the truth no matter what, it WILL make you feel better!
SEABASSr0130 11
I looked it up on App Store and OP is gonna have to do a lot of explaining
Carime 2
Always tell people what you fear the most about people finding out about yourself cuz once you face down your BIGGEST fear, the rest only get smaller from there. Why live in fear? Say what you're about and walk that path that you won for yourself with grace
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I apologize in advance to any Apple groupies out there, but this is yet another reason I prefer my Android. These things do not happen with Androids.
Jimbo57 8
So your gay huh!!
stonerchick_ 4
bet that makes you want to stay 'in the closet'
godcomplexkid 7
what's that?
moot_chan 18
I guess it's true what they say, it really is easier to come out nowadays
FlutterLoud 29
Why?