Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML
Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
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Top comments
Lioness8197 18
Blame it on your brother or a friend when they question it. Just an idea.
Renesaga 8
Alright, so what's Grindr?
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Comments (86)
truesarrif 33
That's why iPhone sucks and android reigns supreme. individual Google accounts on each phone equals THIS NEVER WOULDA HAPPENDED.
ufuqinkiddin 5
Same with Windows Phone! None of that Apple iCloud sharing bs!
Opinion_ 9
Well it is a choice to use it, not needed. (The cloud thing)
arandomusernameaa 20
there is an... off button for iCloud, it is the guys fault for not turning it off. If you know what you are doing then it is fine.
Ins0mau 20
Individual ITunes accounts on each phone would also ensure this never would have happened. I don't see your point. iCloud doesn't go around sharing your apps with your friends...
DocBastard 40
EnmaYamato - The censors there must be the same ones here who allowed your dumbass comment to go through.
ufuqinkiddin 5
OP, if you are not ready to discuss it with your family, remove the app. Otherwise, enjoy the app in the way you see best, whether it be chatting or hooking up.
weveallbeenthere 30
I'm sure they knew that you were gay anyway. if they can't accept it, to bad for them.
Tfresh79 9
That's a rough way to come out of the closet.
sarafyna2011 6
Lol, that is going to be in your family's iTunes acct forever!
bosox29 14
Personally I find the name of the app funny. As for your situation, don't worry your parents already knew about you. I hope your parents are as accepting of this as my parents were. If not just know that there are support groups and other resources for you to turn to for the support you may be lacking. Either way good luck and everything will work out the way it's supposed to for you I promise
shinikageWolf 15
Damn it Cloud!
Shmatterhorn 38
Sharing is caring? Maybe not in this case. Time to check your phone's settings.
szymonrules 10
Oh Apple, ruining relationships with iCloud and autocorrect since 2007-2008 Haha