Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
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Comments (226)
ckjacques53198 0
he is an asshole for saying it like that. Try taking a shower with him before sex.
Themuffinman728 0
And......? you are lucky.
missheartgrenade 0
ydi for not keeping a clean shop. eww
lionandthelamb61 9
What a douchebag...which is exactly what you need. A match made in fish taco heaven.
brighteyes81 0
No genious. You're not suppose to use those. It makes the problem worse.
KillaKamiHB 2
clean that shit up and maybe he wouldnt have said thatt lol
notsoluckypup 12
If there was a like button I'd be usin' it right now...
rhpsfan9 10
lol
rakumei 0
Eww.. You know what you should do? Eat pineapples, drink pineapple juice etc. They say it makes the smell go away and you'll smell like... well, pineapples and fresh. .. Or just take a bath?
brighteyes81 0
No that's what people tell men to drink to make their semen taste better though I don't know if there's any truth to that.
rakumei 0
It works on women too - at least they say so. I don't know if pineapple can win against fish.
luke1998 0
i heard it makes it tAste good 2
sixroses 0
I saw a production of the ****** Monologues yesterday, & this was one of the issues raised. if the smell is that bad, maybe you should see a doctor. good luck OP!
brighteyes81 0
Thank God the ****** monologous were there to save the day.
kimmy88 3
haha that's funny!