Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
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UselessWeeaboo1 21
First! On an fml from 2009. Seriously, what a stupid thing to tease your boyfriend about.
ThatEmoBoy 26
If your gonna hit the king you better kill the king, in all seriousness though you guys were teasing each other it's not really an FML unless it's true.
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UselessWeeaboo1 21
First! On an fml from 2009. Seriously, what a stupid thing to tease your boyfriend about.
ThatEmoBoy 26
If your gonna hit the king you better kill the king, in all seriousness though you guys were teasing each other it's not really an FML unless it's true.