Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked over a glass of water, which short-circuited my alarm clock, so I overslept, missed a crucial meeting, and found out I'd been promoted... to a position which no longer exists. FML
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aatomkins 0
Ha well when I was semi pissed I went to the loo, pulled down my trousers and my phone went strait in the loo, and no it didn't work lol.
SpartanCEL 6
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
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Comments (13)
aatomkins 0
Ha well when I was semi pissed I went to the loo, pulled down my trousers and my phone went strait in the loo, and no it didn't work lol.
PoopNuggetLeader 4
The loo...
PaperxHearts_xox 0
How small was the alarm clock? Or rather, how big was the glass...?
jeniilouise 0
it said it was an alarm phone so it could have been small enough i can totally sympathize as i always 'snooze' and then just throw my phone wherever :) its survived the washing machine though so a glass of water shouldn't be too damaging! give it a few weeks to dry... think of it like this, you could have dropped it in something worse, be thankful for that lol
monkey_boy984 0
WTF this isn't fml worthy
lilmissallie 0
aw"/
serioushamster 0
Mr Bean scene
alicethehatter 0
I call shennanagins. You would've heard a 'plop' if that happened, even in a drowsy state.
kblate1 0
Today, in band class, we were trying out professional models of our instruments. I play saxophone, so we transferred our own mouth-pieces for health's sake. When I had finished, I took off my mouth piece and put it back on my own sax. After 5 minutes, I realized I was playing the saxophone belonging to the gross guy next to me. FML
SpartanCEL 6
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Cortezthe1st 23
Those are some shocking news.
Noledin 23
You snooze, you lose