Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
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Comments (226)
marissabunge23 0
that's disgusting...do something about it.
srjohnson2 1
Sorry you are getting such immature and mean comments! Hopefully you read this one! It sounds like you might have a Bacterial infection which is a very common thing! (That no one wants to talk about) Go to your doctor for an exam, if thats what it is then it can be fixed with antibiotics. I discovered that thong underwear was the culprit for mine! The other thing is wiping the wrong way. No matter how careful you might think you are, there is no way you can avoid spreading bad bacteria to your ******. Good luck, and maybe you should think twice about being married to someone so cruel! He could have brought it up in a concerned/respectful way.
gagaman_fml 0
I'm so glad I'm gay! LOL
scotchnacid 4
Well..I guess you are lucky then :)
peacelena 0
blue waffle by any chance?
nwoodle 0
Yall sum rude muthafukaz ..
ilikeemsmall 4
Scrub it down with sandpaper then pour lemon juice in there. That should kill anything living in there.
crickethubbard 0
nasty
Chipmunk1994 0
maybe you should clean it more... he is the one that has to go down on it
moxie0dae 4
drink cranberry juice and eat yogurt. And don't wash your ****** with scented shower gel, wash it with non scented bar soap. that helped me a lot.