Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (226)
monnanon 14
Maybe OP doesn't actually have a bad smell, maybe her husband is just an ass or making a bad joke. Vaginas always have a slight scent they are supposed to and some people dont like that scent that could be the case here. If OP is washing herself normally she shouldn't have any smell other than the natural one. There is never a need for douches or any other invasive washing techniques.
i_luv_u3030 3
well dicks r ******* ugly so ur even
brokenhelix 4
it's true
arii0909 0
that's discustiiiiing, ew.
jSOPURE 3
How is this an fml? OP, be thankful your husband is willing to be truthful and funny.
fudgeeocookies 10
You married an idiot.
rarr 0
Penises smell disgusting. What now :o
dansco 25
Clean yourself up down there and dump the idiot! But its true if you do smell, must love you... for sex... lol
fylnotmine89 1
clean yo shit woman! fyl
VladAlex 0
gigity gigity goo