Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
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Comments (226)
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
You know... he's right.
prince122 0
ur pic made no sense until 10 mins I had to come back and comment. but it made me lol
Bofferding_fml 6
you know he's right when... The flies start dieing when they fly too close to your crotch
Lufferkinz 0
I'd be happy to marry you if your ****** smells like blue waffle.
dj_tricky 0
you sick bastered.
Sour_Soul88 1
wts ur problem -_-; ur so nasty
Lufferkinz 0
But blue waffles are tasty.
xSgtTh0masx 0
You dirty ****
brunettegurly 0
that's a sick thing to say..
Kallik 0
what? I don't understand..
fanuvlb 0
I laughed.
luke1998 0
a blue waffle is prettie much a moldy ******
puppytaco64 8
Don't hate on 85/25, thats some funny shiz
X_FuZzIoNzZ_X 0
Wash it with something other than tongue!
letsgetouttahere 3
If it smells that bad you should get it checked out. Your husband could have said it in a nicer way if it really bothered him though.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Could be Trichinossis. That is a social disease, if you've been faithful it would prove he cheated. It could be Bacterial Vaginitis, a bad yeast infection or bad hygiene.Try soap and deodorant made for your lady area, but see a doctor first.
ladybugobgyn 0
While your intentions are good, here is the correct information: 1. Trichomoniasis, a sexually transmitted disease, which can present with an odor and discharge. 2. Bacterial Vaginosis, a vaginal infd
ladybugobgyn 0
oops!! my baby hit the send button. anyway, bacterial vaginosis is a vaginal infection caused by an overgrowth of a normal bacteria in the ****** and is associated with a 'fishy' odor. Also could be a yeast infection, which presents with discharge and itching, not commonly odor.
2fknreaL 0
Trich is an STI
Mitch_Connor 11
It's called a douche, you disgusting thing.
heathersmorin 0
douching is totally unhealthy for a ******! so stop being a douche!
heathersmorin 0
it makes the ph of your ****** become imbalances and they have perfumes in them that's are just very unhealthy ******. your gyno can prescibe you a iodine douche. thoses are the only ones that are healthy for your body.
monnanon 14
Omg the person who invented a iodine douche must really hated women. Iodine is a disinfectent used for preparing areas for operations and was also for sterlising wounds in t'olden days. There is no need for any type of douche let alone one that contains that substance :S I have an iodine wash that my piercer gave me for my nose, its stings like mad but it protected the piercing. It would be interesting to do a study and see if thrush has increased since this insane obsession with a squeaky clean ****** even the specialists soaps dont actaully go inside you.
mattitucklove01 0
excuse me here, how the he'll does he know what a vigina smells like! unless he has someone else to compare it to! sorry to say that the bastard is serious cheating going on! and your to freaking dumb to see it. open your eyes before it's to freaking late!
phatdaddy62 23
Um, some of us have been with more than one woman in our life.
Iknoweverything 29
First off, since he is her husband, he probably knows what a ****** smells like... Also, it's possible he had smelled other vaginas before getting married to hers. It's not uncommon for men to interact with several vaginas before he decides to marry one.
sgtrobswifey 0
LMFAO
mattitucklove01 0
wish you were smart enough to see the truth! but your a guy so forget it ! your probably just as stupid as she is!
mattitucklove01 0
I seriously feel so sorry for you! wishing that you would see the truth! he's a cheater ! and even if he's not a cheater and I'm totally wrong he had no right talking to her like that! what about her feelings! there's ways of talking to your better half! then the way he did , he still deserves the boot ! up his ass
fthku 13
Mattitucklove, I'll ignore the stupidity of your reply! but I have to ask! why do you keep typing like this! these exclamation marks are not necessary every 5 words! !!!
Iknoweverything 29
Matti, how old are you? Because I'm getting the impression you're a little young to be viewing in this category. Because seriously, if a man is married, he at least knows what ONE ****** smells like. (Well, at least if he's a straight married man)
PhilMcHawk 7
Look here, stupid: he said her ****** stinks, now if I neglected to wash my balls for a week and let you sniff them, YOU WON'T NEED ANOTHER PAIR OF BALLS TO COMPARE THE AROMA TO KNOW GOOD GODDAMN WELL THEY STINK.
_krystallynn_ 11
you people and smelling vaginas and dicks nd shit lmfao
sara8866 8
You should go to the doctor you might have an infection.....
Lisa89 3
Agree. Just get it sorted. Wash more regularly, see a doctor so on so forth. Or else your husband is just an ass-hole who thinks women are suppose to smell of roses all the time.
sallen0046 4
Ok, so your ****** stinks. What's the big deal? Hormonal fluctuations can cause that to happen from time to time. Maintain better personal hygiene and appreciate that you have an honest husband.
Nades 0
fml? more like lucky you and fhl. he's a champ and he deserves that you fix this problem specially if you have some sort of infection.