Love, Sex, Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Reserved

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

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By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML

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Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

Maybe you should wash it then?

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:21

oh that's nasty -Cleveland

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sexy_lola21 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:27

f ur husbands life. that's disgusting

Jester7 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:36

I know how he feels, and I'm sure my girlfriend knows how you feel...man I wish I could just hang one of those little pine scented trees down there for even just an hour out of the day and it would make things so much better

Madisol 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:52

Eww...May I suggest some soaps and lotions?

greensweater124 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:36

yeah. wait what?

bigdawg11 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 17:22

Duech it

MiloC_fml 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:54

contract said for better or worse which apparently included you cooch.

fl_12345 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:54

ummmm

FYLSLOWLY 0

Friday 11 March 2011 1:18

What a douche

jcdiva7 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:27

That is wrong

randombitches1 0

Friday 11 March 2011 23:27

either noseplugs 4 ur boyfriend or soap 4 u lol ;)

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