Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
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Comments (226)
sexy_lola21 0
f ur husbands life. that's disgusting
Jester7 0
I know how he feels, and I'm sure my girlfriend knows how you feel...man I wish I could just hang one of those little pine scented trees down there for even just an hour out of the day and it would make things so much better
Madisol 0
Eww...May I suggest some soaps and lotions?
greensweater124 0
yeah. wait what?
bigdawg11 0
Duech it
MiloC_fml 3
contract said for better or worse which apparently included you cooch.
fl_12345 0
ummmm
FYLSLOWLY 0
What a douche
jcdiva7 0
That is wrong
randombitches1 0
either noseplugs 4 ur boyfriend or soap 4 u lol ;)