Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Run!
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
It's always in the most obvious place
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
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SeeNote 1
Always keep your car keys in the same spot or else things like these happen!
Dblocker 18
I don't think telling the person interviewing you that you lost a game of hide and seek with your keys is a smart thing to do.
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Comments (102)
birdfreak 24
Explain to the interviewer the situation?
Dblocker 18
I don't think telling the person interviewing you that you lost a game of hide and seek with your keys is a smart thing to do.
boating_guy 33
Because the saying goes "honesty is the worst policy"....
thgiL 9
3- Then don't word it like your 8... He should understand
Petepoop 6
There are plenty of jobs everywhere.
DocBastard 40
Petepoop - Really? So all of those American economists talking about how bad the American job market is doing are just plain wrong? Thank goodness we have you to clear things up for us. Thank you so much.
walmartpaysme 15
20 lives in a fantasy world called YOLO, California. That's not in America.
gc327072 31
Honestly, petepoop, if your profile says yolo and "jb is life", every time you comment it should say "(-1000) ****** buried, click to show anyway"
gc327072 31
Petepoop if you live in "yolo, california" and your profile says "jb is life" you probably shouldn't comment. You came to the wrong neighborhood, MF!
TBelle4Ever 15
People want to hire people that are reliable, I don't think saying that OP lost his keys would be good idea
bestCOMMENT 5
1 doing that just proves to the employer that you are unorganised '-'
kmoore21 0
That will not work because the interviewer gave the job to someone that was prepared, organized, and ready for the opportunity that many Americans aren't getting right now.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Call the place and let them know; they may be understanding.
MichellinMan 20
Yea hopefully. But unfortunately it was his/her fault, so there's not much OP can say. Or you could lie and say you were attacked by killer pandas.
shellz102 12
Scumbag keys
BeforeItWasCool 12
It sounds like a good solution, but unfortunately it's little things like that an employer takes note of. Punctuality, organisational skills, it doesn't matter if you are actually in control of the situation at all. It all adds up. As an employer, I'd look at it as OP being poor at organisation, even the simple task of keeping track of keys. It seems unfair but the job market is so competitive these days, employers are very picky.
jojimugo 20
Bus/taxi/friend/family all options you can have
Church_Vii 4
Those damn tricksters. Threaten to use a magnet on them if they ever hide from you again.
Welshite 40
I've used that threat; it didn't work. They still manage to drunk dial my contacts when I'm not looking.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Your keys drunk dial? Interesting.
fireysaje 10
How do they manage to consume alcohol?
Welshite 40
I'm assuming they're drunk. I look at my text history, and there's no other explanation. "Yur keys so sexy. Tubular gilded yum. Tell her Im the skeleton key that can fit right in n unlock her heart ;) ;)" Note: that was almost too painful to write, both by the grammar and punctuation, and the pure disturbing content.
GirlYouNasty 11
This thread has taken a rather sinister turn.
caitseviltouch 4
As an interviewer, I hate it when people are way late and decide not to call. I might have other interviews or paperwork to do. If you call and tell me you are running late, I can tell you want the job. OP, always, always, always call if you even think you might be late.
SeeNote 1
Always keep your car keys in the same spot or else things like these happen!
onlychildFTW 34
Howd they end up under the bed anyways? Seems like a very odd place.
walmartpaysme 15
I think OP hid the keys from him/herself in his/her sleep because subconsciously OP did not want the job.
jacsoccerdude3 10
Today, I after my keys were lost I tried yelling marco and was late to my interview waiting to hear polo. FML
nobodylikesyou 3
Happens everytime
gc327072 31
Oh, the irony of your name.
baronsmommy 14
Hopefully you still went to the interview, sometimes the interviewer runs late also. If not you could at least explain, who knows sometimes persistence pays off and what looked ugly can turn into a wonderful opportunity.
MrElephant 5
You've inspired me.
skibutter 1
They are the hide and seek masters!
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
No, you've never played against your phone on silence.
walmartpaysme 15
Actually a phone that is completely turned off is the master. A silenced phone at least has the potential to light up.
olpally 33
The key maker from the matrix had them.
TheAlchemist22 9
Always put them somewhere you know you will find them. Like the kitchen counter or something. Sorry OP, next time:)
SystemofaBlink41 27
I find it really ball-wrenching when one puts something in a place where you are bound to never forget, but then you forget it....
slimshady4ever 2
Yeah I always keep mine on a key holder, works great!
onlychildFTW 34
I keep mine in a drawer in a bureau by the door. It really is handy.
supimnyancat 9
And you couldn't have took the bus?
tencentsakiss 19
Not everyone has access to a bus route near their house. The closest bus route from my house for example is about 20 miles away.
court_f 8
There is NO bus route in my town...