nothisfault
France
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
PookaKay02
United States
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
fml
Perry, United States
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Mrs sensitive nose
Stinki Boi
Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML
Stank
Greasy
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Insomniac
Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML
Amelia
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
sickyandiknowit
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Anonymous
Goose Creek, United States
Family portrait
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
081013
Columbus, United States
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Top comments
angelove737 1
You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-
kenltd 0
Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you
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greenman_fml 0
tic-tacs are your friend. another alternative: peanut butter
tmcnatt2012 0
if you knew this WHY did u marry him smart one?
brasilbabe 0
peanut butter works?
baden18830 5
everyone has stinky breath. you can brush your teeth well and exhale in someones face within I've minutes and it's still not pleasant. grow up.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
and the people of FML will always have OP as a complainer!
angelove737 1
You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-
kenltd 0
Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you
nycfwa 0
hahaha #8 best comment ever
BamaNate8807 0
Hahahaha major win!! and likely true!
bobbymullet 11
total win:D
PotatoesAndCake 26
Friendly reminder, there's a button in which enables you to agree with someone's comment. You don't have to take the time out of your day to type it instead! Isn't that great?
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
No....typical that it's guys agreeing with this dumbarse comment 🤦🏽♀️😂😂 his breath stinks. Don't try to blame it on her.
azraelthemongo 0
#4 Quoted. and yeah maybe you shouldn't bich about it since it's not really FML considering this has been going on for some time and will, as you put it, go on undefinitely.
chrisbarbie 5
Indefinitely. Undefinitely isn't a word.
Sofa_King 0
Tell him to use mouthwash
PLUR33 0
You never approached the issue before, so it must not be much of a problem for you.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
How do you know she hasn't?
roflbubbles 0
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wow, ur a ******* asshole. tell him to ******* brush his damn teeth, and u must be a fat bitch since u wanna marry something as pathetic as that.
mmmrabies 0
You look too young to be saying words like that. ^
CantStopTheMetal 0
yeah, ******* twelve year old. "you" is one of the simplest words out there, learn how to spell it.
megitts 0
get a grip on your self what are you like 12?
16rrpass 0
Hes 18 retards
77777771 12
Ur mean
unclebunny 7
19? Yeah right my butt is 19. 13 maybe.
roflbubbles 0
bunz bunz bunz bunz bunz
Rallred32 20
Why the ****
Listen2Music 0
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so you are going to bitch about this just because he has bad breath!!! you know what FHL not yours if your gona bitch about something like this to the world!
Laeif 0
Maybe you should try not being a bitch.