Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
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Comments (226)
sallen0046 4
Of course you're supposed to use soap! You don't just stand in the shower and rinse the rest of your body, why would you think that's adequate for an area that develops a musky odor? You use unscented, plain soap. Maybe you personally have an issue, but any doctor will tell you that most women are supposed to wash with soap and rinse thoroughly.
Juneauak 0
YUCK
darklitfaery 0
tell your hubby he should be happy you love him regardless of his small dick size.
revanche 2
so take a (probably) not true cheap shot .....yea that's matture
sgtrobswifey 0
If it smells like grouper stick it in her pooper, if it smells like salmon keep on jammin!! lol
jordanprodigy023 0
Ewww wash that sucker. Don't let it become like oprahs(south park reference)
Kallik 0
ah I've seen that episode! very funny lol
Dudelike89 8
Oprah's poor minge.
karinah_fml 0
op was probably like "ur supposed to wash it!?!?! All these years I didn't no that!!!!"
sourgirl101 29
Get that checked out by a Gynecologist! I've heard stories about women forgetting to take out their tampons, and it lies rotting inside of them. BTW your husband is an ass to speak to you like that.
ihatedumbasses 6
you are really stupid and perverted FYI
mandi625 0
Ouch. No more oral for you xD
ceva_fml 1
maybe u should brush it once in a while... parfume it ? wash it at least
tweetbaby14 18
brush her ******? that seems like it would possibly hurt and not help anything. do you mean wash?