Chris75
United States
Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
Badass
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
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Munith, United States
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Pride
Today, I competed in a national championship for the sport that I play, and none of my family came to watch and support me. My wife, kids, parents, brothers and sisters - none of them. It was the only opportunity to see me compete, as I'm getting too old and have to stop now. Thanks for nothing, family. FML
Anonymous
Surprise, United States
Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery, and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
lonesome
Canada
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Jess
United States
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
xxlenalunaxx
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
WWE
Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML
Top comments
blondie1208 17
well did she win?
mfgforlife23 5
that seems pretty cool actually
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Comments (77)
blondie1208 17
well did she win?
fanceh 10
yeah, woman with strong arms are good for many things. ;)
JweezyBreezy 5
...You might be a redneck if.. (insert current FML)
LiveLaughFML 10
#24: You might be a redneck if..your whole entire family piles into a Station wagon to drive your mom so she can take part of an arm wrestling contest.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
There's your sign.
Zambaku 9
Have you ever been so redneck...
ballwiz24 0
This belongs on MLIA
0opsie 6
Did she win?
Stu2DPot 10
Man, you must have been a second off... 1 second, -10 thumbs.
Ethan223 8
Seriously? Someone just said that
mfgforlife23 5
that seems pretty cool actually
itsmeyippie 0
And as my friend Jeff foxworthy says, Then you may be a redneck.
emerluvsu 6
REDNECKS! REDNECKS!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Rednecks from oregon?
OhSoBueno 0
A very rare species, but the most dangerous.
minisquid 9
Agh Oregon. My batshit southern neighbors...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
"Y'all get on up in the car! Momma's gonna win us some big money tonight up at the VFW!"
transcedental 18
So? Why is your life so screwed up by that ~_~
_Oblivion_ 12
I know how it feels to be modded buddy
loserman67 36
Does she compete in the men's or women's catagory. I feel bad for your dad, he must be scared shitless of her.
abetheanimal 0
Why? Strong arms have more then one use;)
ShyAnn29 15
I use to arm wrestle my dad and my brother all the time and I'd win! I even beat my brothers friends at arm wrestling
Nonibird 6
Um, awesome? Atleast the lady retained parts of her personality after having children.
cynicalhumanist 9
I really don't see what's bad with this... this is not even a "parents are embarrassing" kind of moment. No, grow the **** up and let your mom enjoy her hobby.
enonymous 9
I hope your Mom is Slyvester Stallone... and that she went over the top.
DogmaT_fml 4
the remaining question is: how big is your family?