Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Seriously you sound like a whiny misogynistic Man child, instead of letting your pride get in the way. It sounds like it could've been a wonderful date! She invited you back to her place and was even willing to get physically intimate with wrestling you. But instead you got butt hurt, pull that Log"O"Pride outcha butt and grow up 🤦♂️
Anderling 33
Out of my way, I'll date her if you won't
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Charlie Given 28
Seriously you sound like a whiny misogynistic Man child, instead of letting your pride get in the way. It sounds like it could've been a wonderful date! She invited you back to her place and was even willing to get physically intimate with wrestling you. But instead you got butt hurt, pull that Log"O"Pride outcha butt and grow up 🤦♂️
notthatbad 1
I don’t think the original poster is a man, but I’m not sure. not that it matters because most people are not perfectly matched in strength. she seems to care about the wrong things
Anderling 33
I don't think Charlie was specifically saying they were a man, just that they sound like the worst example of men?
Anderling 33
Out of my way, I'll date her if you won't
RichardPencil 32
I'd be scared of a woman who plays with multiple high-powered handguns at a gym!* At a gym, guns are biceps, not literal armaments. Seems very inappropriate. *I know that he's referring to 45-pound plates that are used with barbells. It's just the original phrasing could be interpreted differently.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Should have challenged her to sex instead, you stupid bastard.